Rockanomics Dude! Rock on Tax Cuts,Yeah!!!

Sing along Rockoholics! This shit is fun! And the words are below so you can sing along!!! How cool!!!!!!!!

This love is fading like your peace sign tatoo
I've tried so hard to fake it
But you're taking too much time
To leave your liberal friends behind

I'm tired of hanging with your "peace march" crew
When they yell "no war for oil"
Makes me want to drive my SUV until the tank runs dry

You've got too much dave matthews on your pod
You couldn't care less about global jihad
The Greatest Generation is tossing in their graves
You say - it's our fault anyway!

You're stuck on Stupid
You're stuck on no WMD
You're stuck on blame America
You're stuck on Bush lied, kids died

I've heard you listening to algore and fahrenheit
I knew our days were numbered
When you made me take you to that global warming movie last night
Don't say that I can't see the other side
Well I do, and I see traitors
Your lifetime moveon membership gives you away

I think your brainwashing has gone too deep
Nightmares of hillary when I sleep
rolling stoned mag rips America again
terrorist best friend

You're stuck on Stupid
You're stuck on Katrina conspiracy
You're stuck on Halliburton
You're stuck on Bush lied, kids died

Your life won't be the same if we get beat
Just take a hard look at that big hole in the street
It tears me up that half of us refuse to get on board with winning
Wish I was smart enough to change your mind -
change who's in your ear

You've got too much neil young on your pod
You couldn't care less about global jihad
The Greatest Generation is tossing in their graves
You say - it's our fault anyway!

You're stuck on Stupid
You're stuck on no WMD
You're stuck on blood for oil
You're stuck on Bush!

You're stuck on Stupid
You're stuck on Arabs can't be free
You're stuck on global warming
You're stuck on Bush lied, kids died

Since you made it this far, you're cool! So visit Rockanomics.com!!!

Stick a Fork in 'em

They're done.

I'm the Goddamn Devil

Satan, if you please...

Well, it had to come and has came to pass...I am the new enemy of the state. The Retardicans have named me the anti-christ. I shall fight this ridicules assertion with all the stuffing a puppet can possibly bear. I brought this on myself, though, making the Retardicans actually filibuster; stamping it in the pages of history for others to judge...

They hate that.

Anyway, it's hard being the Senate majority leader, I admit that. But I shall enjoy being the next Retardican boogieman. With nothing to lose, I shall let loose.

From now on Hooters girls will give the invocation, then dance on polls. No one will leave the Senate hall without doing at least two jello shots. Cocaine will be optional, but all Senators will partake in at least thirty bong-hits per day.

Oh yeah...there will be no August recess this year.

Hello.....(knock knock)....Mcfly!

(Mcfly = mainstream media)


78% think George Bush is too unwilling to change policies in Iraq.

55% support legislation to withdraw from Iraq by next spring.

55% trust congressional Democrats on the war (only 32% trust Bush).

62% think Congress should have the final say about when to withdraw troops.

49% think Democrats have done too little to get Bush to change his Iraq policy (only 17% think they've done too much).

happy thoughts...happy thoughts...happy thoughts...happy thoughts...happy thoughts...

Chickenhawks vs. Steering Yoke

I begin with an omission. My blog-hero...is tbogg. Hands down. I started this blog-u-journey with Kevin Drum and the über intellectuals; but tbogg showed me there was actionable intelligence in my real talent...snark. So here I am.

Today was good. I got to show my hero I was for real, foe-reel! You see, this weak ass two-bit chickenhawk tried to prove a real soldiers account of events in Iraq were false on a CSI investigating your ass sort of way, and tbogg called him on it. And, of course, I was happy to provide some key facts.

I'm all smiles tonight...but I still need a lot of work.

Generation Chickenhawk

Check out this little ditty. Max Blumenthal goes to a young Retardican convention and embarrasses some chickenhawks! (he also busted a dude fighting his homosexual tendencies)

So, You Wanna be a Cowboy?

Well, you know it's more than just the ride...


















Because you have to know the real thing...


















If you're gonna see the other side...

Pussy Ass Senator Ben Nelson D-NE

Hey, Benny boy? How come you voted in subcommittee Tuesday to stop funding Vice President Cheney's office, only to be the deciding vote giving that funding back on Thursday? Fuck you, you little bitch. Send the shit stain a nasty email here, like I did...

So much for backbone, uh? You are the kind of weak, pretentious fraud who assumes a love for a democracy that is actually alien to you.

How much power are you willing to give the executive branch? How far can they go before you say "hold on there!"?

There are very few cracks in the armor of Cheney's Hubris, and you, sir, just fell on the sword to protect it. Disgusting.

Those Reuters Guys Rule

From Think Progress -

A Reuters photographer yesterday took a picture of President Bush’s speech welcoming journalists to the new White House briefing room.

Notice the big "X". When Bush got to the podium he noticed that there are, in fact, eject buttons. And, of course, he was not going to say a free press is "the cornerstone" of our democracy...oh, hell no. I like how they have to make the type real big for Bush.

Dude Feel'n it in His Gut

Remember the last time retardicans had a "gut feeling"? Well anyway, hope all you are good and scared now...

Six Months Ago Bush Escalated the War in Iraq

Since then...

590 U.S. soldiers have died and 3,575 have been wounded.

At least 13,463 civilians and members of the Iraqi Security Forces have died.

Fewer than one-third of Baghdad’s neighborhoods are under the control of U.S. and Iraqi forces.

No progress has been made on the political benchmarks the Iraqi government was supposed to have met already.

Butchie Dingo became friends with Ted Nugent and is now a wingnut.

Teh got kicked out of the Navy for sucking cock.

Paris Hilton found God.

The Dallas Mavericks turned into little bitches.

Jack Rabbit lost his right nut in a fly fishing accident.

What did I miss?

Happy Liberal Action Day!

We owe our freedom to a brave bunch of liberals who broke from the conservatives(Tory's) and became patriots. The conservatives(Tory's) of the day wanted safety and security. The liberals just wanted freedom. Lucky for us the liberals were brave and rejected the conservative(Tory's) scare tactics. The American Revolution was the first large-scale modern success in liberal rebellion, soon followed by revolutions in Europe. Rebellion and revolution, however good the intentions, do not usually lead to a liberalized government of the people. But ours did. God bless the USA.

Above Board?

Bush commuted Libby's sentence without running the request through lawyers at the Justice Department. He also did not ask Patrick Fitzgerald, the prosecutor in this case, for his input, as is customary. No, he did it in secret, cowering in a dark corner...like a little bitch.

Dallas Morning News:

Nearly a decade ago, a GOP-led House impeached President Bill Clinton for lying under oath and obstructing justice in a civil deposition. Yesterday, a Republican president commuted the sentence of former top White House staffer Lewis “Scooter” Libby, who was convicted of the same thing in a criminal investigation. Republicans are known for being tough on crime. Apparently there’s an exception when the criminal is a member of President Bush’s inner circle.

The Chickenhawks Have Their Own Website

(pic is link to chickenhawk site)

This is the place where they go to congratulate themselves for having the courage not to fight in the Iraq war. And they will gladly explain to you that we are doing a bang-up job, winning in fact, but will have to be there a very long time to keep these delusions of grandeur up.