Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Appeal for Courage

Feb. 12, wingnuts from the DoD decided to counter the active duty troops speaking out against the stupidity in Iraq, and launched "Appeal for Courage". Like the scared shitless troops keeping their mouths' shut were showing courage, not the ones grabbing their balls and speaking out. Typical wingnut maneuver, you know, to change the definition of "courage" to fit their agenda.

Well, I decided to sign the petition. I signed it as Brigadier General Youra Dumass. And, what do you know? It went through! I am courageous!


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Worst you Ever Imagined, No Shit

Let me start by saying...FUCK ME...I am inraged!!!@#$%^^%$##@!!!

Put away your children, there are real live, take no prisoner, assfuck racists in Georgia that have to be taken down...NOW!

I feel like pulling my hair out, but that would be a waist of energy...

Now that I've got your attention; I triple-dog dare your pussy,
"I'm bad ass" pretender of a fucktard poser ass...to READ THIS...and not tear up.

If you can do that, then you are most defiantly a racist.

Bill Clinton got impeached for it, but 17 year old Genarlow Wilson got 10 years without the opportunity for parole for it.

There is an evil, self proclaimed "Niger" hating prosecutor to blame for this. His name is Eddie Barker. You Know the type, that big tough prosecutor that holds up archaic laws to counter the dismal size of his dick. And the shit of it is...if Genarlow would of fucked the ho, and not just let her give him a blow job, he would have never went to jail.

Now, the part of the article that sums my rage up...

The first time the Supreme Court voted on Genarlow's case, it was 4-3. The four judges who voted against the black teen were white. The three judges who voted for him were black.

If you want me to have white pride...then give me something to be proud of.

More bullshit responses from Barker--- ( just read the fuckn' article!)

"We can set aside his sentence," Barker says. "Legally, it's still possible for us to set aside his sentence and give him a new sentence to a lesser charge. But it's up to us. He has no control over it."

"Well," Barker says, "the one person who can change things at this point is Genarlow. The ball's in his court."

"I'm not on trial here, Mr. Wilson," Barker said. "You're the one who did these acts, not me."

In Barker's eyes, Wilson should have taken the same plea agreement as the others. Maintaining innocence in the face of the crushing wheels of justice is the ultimate act of vanity, he believes.

"I understand what he's saying," Barker says. "I think he's making a bad decision in the long run. Being branded a sex offender is not good; but at the same time, if it made the difference between spending 10 years as opposed to two? Is it worth sitting in prison for eight more years, and you're still gonna be a sex offender when you get out?"

Barker thinks ten years is fair for receiving oral sex from a schoolmate.

Help Genarlow Wilson here, please.

Genarlow Wilson
Eddie Barker



It's Time the Pull the Purse Strings

No dummy, not the funding for the troops in Iraq...the funding for the war profiteering contractors in Iraq. It's about time these fuckn' traitors went down! I can't wait to see all the Retardicans (and some Democraps) vote against Sen. Dorgan's bill because their corporate interests flipped out after reading the very first bullet point on the bill...

• Punishment for war profiteers: imposes penalties of up to 20 years in prison and fines of up to $1 million for war profiteering.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

GUMZ' Sex Change

Make Up Job $60

Boob Job $6000

Forgetting To Tuck In Your Nuts... Priceless!

Monday, February 19, 2007

I knew GUMZ was in the KKK

Wow! Just read this little rant.

I like how it starts...

There are African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, Arab-Americans, Native-Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans.

I say, if your going to write a post to prove that your not a racist, even though you have "white pride", then start by visualizing that pride as dominant to others. Guinness, GUMZ.

More from GUMZ...

You call me “White boy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,” “Whitey,” “Caveman”, and that’s OK.

But if I call you, “Nigger”, “Kike”, “Towel head”, “Sand-nigger”, “Camel Jockey”, “Beaner”, “Gook”, or “Chink”, you call me a racist. Did I miss any ethnic group?

Shut up, Cracker. And you did miss an ethnic group..."Stupid Hick Nazi"

More from GUMZ...

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we’d be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists. If we had White History Month, we’d be racists. If we had Miss White America, we’d be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to “advance” OUR lives, we’d be racists.

We do have an organization to "advance" OUR lives, it's called the United States Government. Read the whole thing, it's, shall we say, colorful. I like how GUMZ sums it all up in the comments...

People of ‘color’ need to grow some thicker skin and a sense of humor.

YEAH! What's not funny about having a rope around your neck? Nice job GUMZ, you are a proud racist.

UPDATE: GUMZ didn't actually write this, it apparently was a mass email that he and his buddies felt compelled to spread as their own. Hate tip to Jack Rabbit

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Encourage all bleeding heart liberals to help set up an underground railroad for Republicans who want to escape the ideological slavery of their party

So, you fuckn' chickenhawk wingnut slime want to know why the fuck I spit fire? I've been telln' ya for a while now, but...you ain't hearn' me. Maybe you'll listen to Command Sergeant Major Walz...

Thursday, February 15, 2007

American Troops Held Hostage

So, the Iraq War has kinda torn this country apart, eh? At least congress is finally talking, debating...contemplating the future. Obviously, there is no way to get politics' dirty little fingers off of this one. That's just the way we roll here in America. Always have, always will. 'Tis the reason for this essay. I want to give my opinion on the debate consuming capital hill the last two weeks. You know, the escalation of the Iraq War. I want to focus on the republican's insistence of having a vote guaranteeing funding for the troops. In my opinion, it's just a back door way of shifting blame. Bad things could happen to the troops if funds were pulled and the demarcates would be blamed. Yet that may be what it comes to in order to save lives. However, If the republicans are forced to vote for the escalation, they will be blamed when it all falls apart. And just who is stuck in the middle? The troops. Typical.

Do you not believe the republicans are jostling to shift blame? They openly admit mistakes. There is no doubt the fear of disaster consumes both parties, but the republicans clearly have the monkey on their back. If they had any illusions of who the public blames, those illusions were replaced with reality after the mid-term elections. They know their about to take the fall for this mess, and it scares the shit out of them.

So now we play the blame game. Of course the democrats thought they had this one in their pocket. I mean, the republicans got us into this war...right? Not so fast. The republicans are quick to site all the demarcates who voted to give authorization for the occupation of Iraq. But will, at the same time, avoid giving credit to those who called "bull shit" from the start. They pose the biggest problem for the republicans. Hmmm? What to do about those who called it correctly from the start? Well, you get them to fuck up at the end, that's what. Demand they use their "ace in the hole" and pull the funding for the troops. Start by escalating the war, to ruffle their feathers a bit, then double dog dare them to pull the purse strings. If they do, and disaster after disaster ensues for our troops, then all that's needed is a little rhetoric to start shifting the blame. All the republicans have to do is be patient, let chaos creep, until the demarcates have no choice but to cut off the funding for the war. Then all the "if they just would have listened to us" talk would start, and the trap would be set. It almost worked out that way, but, the democrats didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday.

How to stop the blame switch, by Nancy Pelosi. Have a vote to separate those who support the president's escalation and those who support the troops. Geniuses. It doesn't help the troops at all, but it escalates the debate, and that's a start. Nevertheless, it's a body blow to the republicans. Now they will be on record as supporting the escalation, and in the same vote, deny support for the troops. Politics? Yes, but the playing field is what it is.

Too bad the troops are caught in the middle. They just do what their told. They didn't ask to be pawns. They're just stuck in the sick screen play of a madman's dream and cant get out. But the drama has to be played out, good or bad. It's the system our forefathers left us, like it or not. The coming weeks will get more and more contentious, for sure, but it's how our country works. You just have to decide, now, what happens after the dust settles? Because it is our country after all...we're in charge. So my question to you is, do you really support the troops? Because they're being held hostage, and need to be saved...from us.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A Little More to the Stupid

Now I admit...I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. But when it comes to common sense, I've got this self proclaimed genius beat by a NY mile! Giddy up bitch...

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Latest Little Bitch Conservative Crybaby

Awwww, poor little bitch. I'm so sorry your not in the majority anymore and can't get a vote on your stupid little amendment. And now you and your neocon pansies will have to show all the world where you stand on the Iraq escalation with no room for political posturing. I guess I'd cry too if I dug myself as big a shit pit as you...

Monday, February 12, 2007

Talking Urinal Cakes!!!

This is just wrong! Do you have any idea what a talking urinal cake could do to a drunk man? It could cause him to have one of those "Oh dear God, I've gotta quit drinking" moments!

Friday, February 09, 2007

Band of the Week: Shat

Why do wingnuts promise to debate me, then are all like "Fuck I Stepped In Moonbat Shit!" when they realize they're going to lose? Well, ya'll can Lick My Balls Then My Ass. But I guess conservitives are a little tough, in a Tom Thumb sort of way. Then again...no, they don't have any hairs on their asses.

See Shat live tonight at Headhunters.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

HNT: GUMZ Family Vacation

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

How Did This Happen?

U.S. military: Iraqi lawmaker is U.S. Embassy bomber.

Oh, wait. We've got incompetence in charge...that's how.

Monday, February 05, 2007

You do Realize We're Going to War with Iran, Don't You?

For all of you who believe Bush when he says "there is no plan in the works to attack Iran, that's simply ridicules", well, you are just stupid and need a lobotomy. Oh, they have a plan alright, it was concocted back in the 70's. Read this Vanity Fair article, it explains it all in detail.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

XLI Baby!!!

Friday, February 02, 2007

GUMZ Paper Doll Kit

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