Thursday, July 31, 2008

So, You Think the Surge Worked?

If so, I've got a bridge to Retardican Heaven to sell you. It leads to everything you're looking for. Mass quantities of profits with no regulations so the lesser angles have no problem fighting for you in your never ending quest to kick your enemies ass over and over again. Here in wingnut Heaven: You get all the glory, without doing a lick of the grunt work!

But I guess you still think the "Surge" worked, so let me get to my point...

You couldn't be more retarded if you tried.

WINGNUT: But Elmo, troop deaths are down, isn't that what you Liberals have been bitching about?

ELMO: Yes. Troop deaths are down. Hallelujah. But you say the increased number of troops is the golden ticket that kicked the "terrorist's" ass. Shine! The "Surge" in troop levels "saved the day! "

ELMO: This is false.

WINGNUT: What! Are you saying the troops did not do their job!

ELMO: I'm saying YOU did not do YOUR job.

WINGNUT: WE kicked terrorist ass and got troop deaths to an ALL TIME WAR LOW!

ELMO: We? When did you serve?

WINGNUT: I support the war...

ELMO: But...

WINGNUT: I suffer greatly when you question the conservative leaders who care more for this country than you will ever know!

ELMO: What? Never mind. Are you aware that we paid the people that were killing our troops in Iraq not to kill them anymore?

WINGNUT: Did it work?

ELMO: Yeah, sort of...

WINGNUT: Then what the fuck is your problem?

ELMO: Do you even remember where this conversation started?

WINGNUT: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

ELMO: That you're retarded...

ELMO: Look, we paid the enemy not to kill us, they like money more than ideology...just like you. So much so that they are risking their livelihood to fight Al K'iada for us, essentially blackmailing us in to providing them a consistent paycheck.

ELMO: Now that I think of it, it is perfectly logical that you pansies relate to "The Surge is working" meme...fucking fascist ass Retadicans...

Monday, July 28, 2008

Vacation, Part Deux

In Cozumel they dye the water so it looks like one of Sonic's Blue Coconut slushes...

Little AG felt right at home...

Those Mayans were some cool mother fuckers, but where did they go?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

And vacation down at the Gulf of Mexico...Ooh yeah *UPDATED

*UPDATE: I'm on vacation...again. I'll be back next week. If you had spent the weekend with BlueGirlRedState, you'd need another vacation too. So spare me...

Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy Liberal Action Day

On this day of days, such as it is engraved in history's mind, let us celebrate our liberal heritage by honoring two of my favorite patriots: Dr. Joseph Warren and Admiral Elmo R. Zunwalt Jr. They both knew it was not ones perception of themselves that made one a patriot; it was the examples left behind for others to follow that made such men and women patriots.

Dr. Joseph Warren (1741-1775)

Dr. Warren was one of the most radical and fiery of all the founding fathers. From being of the first physicians to foresee the benefits in small pox inoculation, to publishing the news of the day from a patriot's perspective(he would have been a great blogger), and although being named a General, dieing on the front line in the first battle of the Revolution(Breed's Hill). Thank you for your service, Sir.

Admiral Elmo Russell Zumwalt, Jr (1920-2000)

This fine patriot followed his Liberal Revolutionary heart first as Chief of Naval Operations in the early 1970's. Admiral Zumwalt ordered the Navy to end racial discrimination. Going as far as to accuse senior officers of ignoring his directives. Then fought for those affected by the defoliate Agent Orange, which he himself ordered the use of in Vietnam. Admiral Zumwalt wrote(In a book co-authored with his son called "My Father, My Son"): "Knowing what I know now, I still would have ordered the defoliation to achieve the objectives it did. But that does not ease the sorrow I feel for Elmo(his son, Elmo III), or the anguish his illness, and Russell's(Elmo III's son) disability, give me. It is the first thing I think of when I awake in the morning, and the last thing I remember when I go to sleep." Thank you for your service, Sir.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Pixar Back-Hands Retardicans, and it Stung

Isn't this just righteous? Retardicans going ballistic over the teaching of how bad their ways are to the children. What did you expect, you rat-fascists-bastards! Listen up closely...

This country belongs to the people, not the corporations. Corporate America was not entrusted with the power of this country, the people were. Dip-shits.

Your shit-ass movement is dead, get over it neodorks. You all are kind of cute when get angry at cartoon characters, out WALL-E, the neodorks are coming for you!!!
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