Saturday, August 30, 2008

King Size My Order Please

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I'm Voting Retardican

Monday, August 25, 2008

Mandatory Monday Wingnut Bashing: Ballseye's Boomers

"STANDING OFFER FOR NEW SHOOTERS" LOL! Come learn how to shoot little cowpoke!!

This dude is so in the closet.... I hope you visit it as often as I plan to do, and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I expect I will enjoy it.

When he tries to sound tough he sounds gayer... Well that is what I bought today for the baby Bearded Dragons; but for me and the family (at least for Brendan and I because we were the only ones who ate supper) it was grilled steak.

He'll be sure and tell you when he buys a new gun: ...and then tell them I forgot to mention in the order that I would like the 5 pound trigger pull, not the 8 pound.

Come on out all ready!!!

Just another blockhead Retardican who reads too much Soldier of Fortune magazine. The dude actually lists 'God Bless America' as one of his favorite songs. LOL! It is very customary for Tories to mask their traitorous activities with the flag, but this dork is trying to take the lead in the winger of the year contest.

This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!

****the contents of Ballseye's Boomers may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Fat Cat McSame

Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Cat Blogging

Lucy Jean and Bo Jangles win GOLD in synchronized sleeping!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

How Many Homes do You Own?

Old man McSame is so old he can't remember...

Monday, August 18, 2008

MandaTORY Monday Wingnut Bashing: Insignificant Thoughts

When they finally get around to putting 'Retardican' in the dictionary, there will be a picture of Vinny from Insignificant Thoughts next to it. From the patches in his hair, to the size of his double chin, this catch is the very definition of Retardicanism.

Maybe we should just drill in his chin? What do you think, 20 to 30 barrels a day?

And his IQ?
Well, lets just say he thinks we can scare the "savages" in to driving down oil prices by simply threatening to drill! But admits we may not have enough oil to do much good anyway. You see, we will bring energy prices down by simply TALKING about energy independence. We don't have to actually BE energy independent!

Just another genius Retardican saving the world from humanity. Hey Vinny, you say in your profile that if anyone "crosses" you, then you will "shred" them. Shred this ass-lick...two middle fingers waving in the air

This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!

****the contents of Insignificant Thoughts may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Mr. Corsi's Big Lie

This morning, on C-SPAN's Washington Journal, douche-bag extraordinaire Jerome Corsi told a whopper of a lie! But it had nothing to do with anything in that retarded book of his. No, no. I want to focus on an answer he had to a caller's question...

Caller: "Mr. Corsi, when did you serve?" followed by Mr. Corsi getting beet red as he is taken aback

Mr. Corsi: "I...uh...I tried...uh...I went to the recruiter during Vietnam and tried to join...uh...but...uh...since I was a child...uh...I had eczema..."

Well HOOOOLLLLY SHIT! You're excused Mr. Corsi! We wouldn't want your face getting all red and inflamed now would we?

You wimpy little squirrel. You are lying your ass off. I had skin problems when I was a young stud in the infantry, but, um, they were happy to take me. You never got within a county mile of a recruiter, you fat ass lump. I mean...seriously? You know how we can tell you are lying, Mr. Corsi? Because you have never shown one iota of proof that you went to a recruiter. We can't find any documented evidence of your claim, and if you produce any, they will be obvious fakes. So what other deductions are we to make? You, Sir, are a big fat ChickenHawk with bad skin.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Shit Rolls Down Hill Economics

Seems if you ain't got no dough, your taxes must grow. If your bank account is held in high esteem, your tax burden is very, very lean...I mean like...

Bitches think taxes are for us poor working schmucks.

And the rest, they think, belong in Hooverville...

I say if they wont pay their taxes we should take 'em out of their asses...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Congrats to the U.S. Men's Gymnastics Team

They were hung out to dry as chumps by the media. One-third of the U.S. team is alternates so that's to be expected. Nevertheless, they took home the Bronze yesterday in the team competition. Fuck yeah! Raj Bhavsar, far left, and Jonathan Horton, far right, are both from Houston, TX.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Shorter Beck: Batman Movie Frees Retardicans of Guilt

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!...Watch in amazement as one of the counties leading Retardicans legitimizes evils like "rendition" "spying" and "torture" with a Hollywood flick!

Some may say politics makes strange bedfellows, but I say shit always makes a stain...

Monday, August 04, 2008

Old Man McCain is soooo Old...

...if he were a car, it would be time to roll back his odometer.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Congressional Retardicans Play Pinocchio in Latest Performance on House Floor

On Wednesday in the 'House that should Represent-us' voted on the 'Commodity Markets and Transparency Act' that was devised to smack down oil profiteers and lower fuel prices.

But the fascist Retardicans, headed by their leader,
John "Crybaby" Boner, let $BiGOiL$ get over on us once again by staging one of those half-ass'd filibusters we let them get away with. Fucking traitors.

But, not only did they make us suck on the dick that is $BiGOiL$, they turned around Friday and tried to criticize The Democratic Majority for not staying in session to find away to lower gas prices!

No shit! They even went to the floor of the House after all the lights were out and everyone was gone on vacation to chant: "work! work! work!" The irony in all this is that the Retardican Congressmen chanting "work! work! work!" were part the the 'slacking 108th' Congress that worked fewer days than any other Congress in History. These fuckers have no shame.

Ain't it funny how McSame is campaigning on a platform of getting us off foreign oil, when he helped defeat Jimmy Carter over 30 years ago, for doing what? Trying to stop us from using foreign oil!

Wake up America, Retardicans are just con artists. They help Corporate America take all the profits they can, fucking up all in their wake, then blame it all on those who tried to stop them.
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