Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Six Months Ago Bush Escalated the War in Iraq

Since then...

590 U.S. soldiers have died and 3,575 have been wounded.

At least 13,463 civilians and members of the Iraqi Security Forces have died.

Fewer than one-third of Baghdad’s neighborhoods are under the control of U.S. and Iraqi forces.

No progress has been made on the political benchmarks the Iraqi government was supposed to have met already.

Butchie Dingo became friends with Ted Nugent and is now a wingnut.

Teh got kicked out of the Navy for sucking cock.

Paris Hilton found God.

The Dallas Mavericks turned into little bitches.

Jack Rabbit lost his right nut in a fly fishing accident.

What did I miss?


Anonymous bhumika said...

since the war escalated thousands of Iraqi civilians have been killed, to add to ur list.

i am waiting for the progress report coming out on sunday, that will surely push more to speak against the war. here is tony snow, doing what he does best..making excuses

US news desk,the newsroom

Tue Jul 10, 11:13:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

I bought 2 hot dogs for the price of 1 today.

Tue Jul 10, 12:25:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

That was my favorite nut, dang it.

I know you miss it just as much as I do.

Tue Jul 10, 12:48:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Adorable said...

What happened to Butchie? AG is so out of the loop.

Tue Jul 10, 04:58:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous fatrobot said...

ted nugent invented nougat

Tue Jul 10, 06:31:00 PM CDT  
Blogger phinky said...

A GOP "family values" Senator was caught consorting with hookers.

Tue Jul 10, 06:44:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Good suggestions all...

AG, I'm just fucking with the butch boy. Fatty, no idea what you mean...but I'm sure it has geological implications. Jack, yes that ball was your best. Nölff, I'm praying for your polar bears. Welcome back phinky!

Tue Jul 10, 08:57:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

I'm not a wingnut. I just carry guns to shoot people who try to take my money or wish to harm me or my family. The crime rate in Indianapolis has skyrocketed and I'm too old to waste my energy on puching someone.

Ted Nugent is an American Hero. He's just saying what we're all thinking. FUCK FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed Jul 11, 10:56:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Ted is a chickenhawk retardican. All sqawk, no walk...

Wed Jul 11, 12:42:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Timmy said...

I lost my virginity!

Thu Jul 12, 06:58:00 AM CDT  

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