Saturday, January 30, 2010

Church Meet State: Where Conspiracy Theories Find Religion

Chanel serving the AM dial on Texas Radio can be interesting. Let me tell ya. Take for instance the shit I just listen to trying to find a basketball game on 1200 AM San Antonio (they are "the home" of the San Antonio Spurs)...

The audio in this youtube is the first 10 minutes or so of what played for over an hour on the radio program I just listened to. I'm afraid the term "lunatic fringe" does not fit the bill any longer. No, there is a full scale lunatic mass movement now...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Fiscal Responsibility and Conservatism just don't Mix

Next time some retarded ass conservative starts flapping their gums about "fiscal responsibility" in your presence, slap their ass upside the head with a fist full of Pay-go.

The Senate had another vote today on the famous "Pay-go" rules. Pay-go requires mandatory spending increases to be offset with spending cuts elsewhere or tax hikes. So basically, the congress has to either have the cash or get it to fund anything, no more running up the credit card and pretending deficits don't matter. Pay-go is famous because it brought about the balanced budgets the Democratic party created in the '90's.

Remember, Ronald Reagan proved to the conservatives that deficits didn't matter. They say that "this is America" and we can live on credit if we want to. Whatever it takes to live the high life. That's what conservative think America is all about - excess.

So please, take today's vote(and those of the past)to heart next time "fiscal responsibility" leaves a wingnut's lips...

YEAs ---60 No Republicans
Akaka (D-HI) Baucus (D-MT) Bayh (D-IN) Begich (D-AK) Bennet (D-CO) Bingaman (D-NM) Boxer (D-CA) Brown (D-OH) Burris (D-IL) Byrd (D-WV) Cantwell (D-WA) Cardin (D-MD)Carper (D-DE) Casey (D-PA) Conrad (D-ND) Dodd (D-CT) Dorgan (D-ND) Durbin (D-IL) Feingold (D-WI) Feinstein (D-CA) Franken (D-MN) Gillibrand (D-NY) Hagan (D-NC) Harkin (D-IA) Inouye (D-HI) Johnson (D-SD) Kaufman (D-DE) Kerry (D-MA) Kirk (D-MA) Klobuchar (D-MN) Kohl (D-WI) Landrieu (D-LA) Lautenberg (D-NJ) Leahy (D-VT) Levin (D-MI) Lieberman (ID-CT) Lincoln (D-AR) McCaskill (D-MO) Menendez (D-NJ) Merkley (D-OR) Mikulski (D-MD) Murray (D-WA) Nelson (D-FL) Nelson (D-NE) Pryor (D-AR) Reed (D-RI) Reid (D-NV) Rockefeller (D-WV) Sanders (I-VT) Schumer (D-NY) Shaheen (D-NH) Specter (D-PA) Stabenow (D-MI) Tester (D-MT) Udall (D-CO) Udall (D-NM) Warner (D-VA) Webb (D-VA) Whitehouse (D-RI) Wyden (D-OR)

NAYs ---40 All Republicans
Alexander (R-TN) Barrasso (R-WY) Bennett (R-UT) Bond (R-MO) Brownback (R-KS) Bunning (R-KY) Burr (R-NC) Chambliss (R-GA) Coburn (R-OK) Cochran (R-MS) Collins (R-ME) Corker (R-TN) Cornyn (R-TX) Crapo (R-ID) DeMint (R-SC) Ensign (R-NV) Enzi (R-WY) Graham (R-SC) Grassley (R-IA) Gregg (R-NH) Hatch (R-UT) Hutchison (R-TX) Inhofe (R-OK) Isakson (R-GA) Johanns (R-NE) Kyl (R-AZ) LeMieux (R-FL) Lugar (R-IN) *McCain (R-AZ) McConnell (R-KY) Murkowski (R-AK) Risch (R-ID) Roberts (R-KS) Sessions (R-AL) Shelby (R-AL) Snowe (R-ME) Thune (R-SD) Vitter (R-LA) Voinovich (R-OH) Wicker (R-MS)

* - John McCain usually crosses the aisle and votes with the Democrats on Pay-go...wonder why he changed his mind this time around?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Congratulations, Americans...We are all now just 3/5th of a Citizen

That's right, you lazy-ass-follow-the-heard motherfuckers, you are all now slaves. Get used to it, because you have no other fucking choice. You thought it wise to give the "powers that be" to the thumb-suckers and now we all have to pay the piper.

Don't act like you had no part in this debacle! Motherfucker, PLEASE!!! You'd better dig deep, take account, and live here on out without the same mistakes. There ain't too much time left...

Unless, of course, you like being a slave. Color won't mean a hill-a-beans so don't think just because you are white that you'll get over. Uh-uh. Not this time.

We are all going to get fucked up the ass, just substitute a giant cock with a famous logo.

Ain't that some shit?

Thanks A BUNCH Supreme Court! We all had aspirations of being 3/5ths of a citizen some day! YOU MADE IT HAPPEN!!!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Teabaggers send Baby Killer to Senate

What is it that conservatives say - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"? Yeah, that's it. Well, numero uno on that "things we stand for" list of the conservatives is abortion. Or, more accurately, they stand dead set against it. Yet, the latest darling of the 'baggers is Scott Brown, the new PRO-CHOICE Republican Senator from Massachusetts.

That's right, conservatives acted like pimp-ass rappers at a strip club and made it rain on Scott Brown. They sent Scott Brown so much money the collection plates at their churches got jealous. Ain't that some shit?

The only conclusion to take from this is that conservatives ('baggers) could honestly give two shits about aborted fetuses. We all knew that their righteous stubbornness on this issue was bullshit anyway, given conservatives' utter lack of compassion dealt to humans who actually get to breath air.

There's been a long and tiresome tug-of-war on reproductive rights in this country, but now it's finally come to an end, since now even the most ardent conservative of conservatives can find it prudent to elect a pro-choice Senator.

Congratulations, conservatives, you've finally earned your progressive merit badge.

PS - Scott Brown is also for Civil Unions

Teabaggers Trying to Start All White Basketball League

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Teabaggers Unearth Ray Stevens to Write their Anthem

I mean, seriously? What the fuck? Are you mind numb, stuck in own world, mid-life crisis(yeah, you've been holding on to that one for a decade+), wanna-be patriot BABY BOOMER PUKES trying to pull Ray Stevens from the grave to drop like a bomb on the populace? Good fucking grief...

Monday, January 11, 2010

Compare and Contrast - Liberal vs. Conservative: Turkey Day

Friday, January 08, 2010

Learn to Speak Tea Bag

The Tea-Baggers aren't too pleased with the dude who made this, in fact, they are threatening his life. Now, what other radical group of people does that remind you of?
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