Friday, December 29, 2006

Thursday, December 28, 2006

HNT: Crabs

Friday, December 22, 2006

Dirty Blues

Thursday, December 21, 2006

HNT: Don't Pass Out Drunk Around Your Friends

Friday, December 15, 2006

Band of the Week: Junkyard Mary vs. Furthest from the Star

Is Junkyard Mary's Latenight Lullabye(mp3) a funky cool jam or way too mellow? If the link doesn't work go here to listen.

Is Furthest from the Star's Cry for Help(mp3) a clever grungy pop song or just plain emo?

Vote in comments...or not.

See Junkyard Mary Saturday at Red 7.

See Furthest from the Star Saturday at Emo's.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Ha Ha, Fuck You Henry Bonilla

This is the dick head that helped Tom DeLay gerrymander Texas' congressional districts. Which gave Henry a solid republican district that snaked from San Antonio to El Paso. Only thing is, the Supreme Court ruled that Henry's district disenfranchised the Hispanic vote and had it redrawn to a more Democratic friendly district. Henry Bonilla lost his seat in a special election yesterday to Ciro Rodriguez, who lost his seat two years prior due to DeLay and Bonilla's gerrymandering.

This is Ciro Rodriguez, a Vietnam vet. Henry Bonilla is a chickenhawk Bush supported who was a former news caster and embezzler. Henry got out foxed. We flooded the field with candidates after a special election was ordered that all but guaranteed a runoff. Bonilla would have won without the runoff. Bravo Ciro Rodriguez!

Monday, December 11, 2006

I've Seen Britney Spears' Vagina

I'll show you for a dollar.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Band of the Week: Mr. and Mrs. Mays

Dick was flooding with desire, dying to get his Freak On(mp3). But George liked romance and foreplay, if he was going to Score(mps) tonight he had to play it cool.

"Oh, Dick" George said, nestling his head on Dicks chest just under his chin. "I'm having all these strange feeling inside." "The rest of the world seems to disappear when I'm with you." "I mean, I feel like the Perfect Girl(mp3) in your arms."

Dick tried to listen but the tension in his pants was getting too great(adding to that faded rub spot forming on his jeans). His emotions swayed drunkenly from Hate to Love(mp3) as he slowly ran his fingers up and down George's muscular back, thanking God silently for all that bike riding he did.

"Dick, I can't think of anything but you all day," George started. "Hush(mps)," Dick whispered, causing George to look up at him. Dick moved in with confidence and watched as George slowly closed his eyes. As their lips merged George's body went limp in Dicks arms. This was too much for Dick, he let out a faint whine as his load blew in his jeans...

See Mr. and Mrs. Mays Saturday at Red Eyed Fly.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

HNT: Mary Cheney's Baby's Daddy

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Iraq Study Group Report

From CNN:

According to two sources who have seen the executive summary of the group's report, the panel urges Bush to move most U.S. troops out of combat roles by early 2008...

...The bipartisan panel, however, stops short of a timetable for withdrawal.

So, they want us out by early 2008, but will not set a timetable. I may be way off base here, but isn't "early 2008" a moment in time?

I feel like a drunk teenager at a party making out with a girl who will only let me suck on her tits, but promised much, much more.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Don't Shed a Tear for the "Got Milk" Lobby

John Bolton has already got a new job driving a school bus in Springfield, IL. Hope he can hold onto this one.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Band of the Week: Sleezus Fist and the Latter Day Taints

Whitman(mps) asked me to meet him at the UT tower for lunch today, he hangs out with Chainsaw Hookers(mp3) so I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got Beerarrhea(mp3). All he does is complain anyway, I don't need to hear his Gibberish(mps) today.

You can't see Sleezus Fist and the Latter Day Taints because they played last night at Headhunters.
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