Friday, December 25, 2009

All I wanted for Christmas was a Wingnut Revolution

What did I get? A stocking full of sweet pea balls and hairless asses, I was devastated. This was to be the year, the year the wingnuts broke suckle at history's tit and started their long promised revolution. But alas, what we got were whiny little bitches and thumb suckers in fetal positions. Typical. Wingnuts are always ruining Christmas.

So all we still have is a so called conservative "movement." Just a turd in the swimming pool - while gross, it does no real harm to a well chlorinated pool. I think it's all talk at this point, there is no real fight in the conservative, much less their "movement." But they continue to talk a good game...

Time to fire the shot heard round the world. Congress and the artificial president have declared war on America and her people!!!

#4 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 6:51:33 AM by IbJensen (A Prayer for Obama (Ps 109.8): "Let his days be few; and let another take his position.")
OK, froggy...jump!

Death of the republic. I no longer think we’re going to get our country back without bloodshed.

#19 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:01:30 AM by iceskater (The "public option" in government run health care means no option at all.)
You never had the country to begin with you dirty fucking Tory!


#20 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:02:33 AM by sushiman
Yawn, whatever limp-dick...

The Tea Tax Act of 1773 was historic, too.

#24 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:03:58 AM by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
Oh, good one! Dump medical supplies into the sea!

I, for one, am no longer reluctant. And I don’t need the lame excuse for Rep leadership to do what needs to be done.

EVERYONE in DC is at fault. And so are we for electing these corrupt whores.

Tar, feathers, blood....

#44 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:14:00 AM by iceskater (The "public option" in government run health care means no option at all.)
LOL! Your powder is no more dry than the rest of your loser cohorts, chickenshit!

Question: if one or three Dim Senators were to have skiing accidents while on winter break (not Christmas, of course), would this force Nanzi to ping pong the Senate HC “Reform” bill directly to Hussein, or might it cause real problems for the surviving Dims?

#50 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:16:58 AM by JohnQ1 (War declared. Fire at will.)
When the Secret Service knocks on your door, you can ask them...

I am so going to vote these bastards out in 2010 and 2012.

Viva the 2nd American Revolution!

#53 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:19:30 AM by reagan_fanatic (Socialism is hip until somebody loses a paycheck)
You and what army? It's a serious questions, conservatives always have others fight their wars for them. So who's going to fight this "Revolution" for you?

I don’t condone it, but I would not be surprised to see random acts of violence against Congressional members who voted for this.

#64 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:27:30 AM by thethirddegree
Nice little dog whistle to Cracker Nation you got there, pansy...

I'm still not fully prepared - mentally, physically - for what I know is coming, but I pray that God will help me to be sufficient for whatever part I need to play.

Mr. niteowl77
#73 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:36:03 AM by niteowl77 (You wanted him, and now you have got him. I say, "Good day to you," America.)
Well, sorry, but all the crying little coward positions are filled.

Tahe(sic) heart. The first American Revolution was fought by just one-third of the American colonists.

Another one-third were on the side of King George III and the other one-third just wanted to see which way the winds were blowing....they weren’t going to commit until they saw which side was winning.

I’d say the forces of freedom in present day America have the support of MORE than one-third of the U.S. population.

#77 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:43:07 AM by july4thfreedomfoundation (A Jimmy Carter got us a Ronald Reagan.....a Barack Obama will get us a Sarah Palin)
Sure, except all the freedom loving people are not on your side...

Same thing I am thinking. These people are not going to go by conventional means.

#84 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:50:37 AM by indylindy (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
I suppose what you mean by "conventional means" is voting? Then yeah, your boy "W" made sure of that...

God keep you this Christmas, and God bless and save the United States of the future republic. This is our country. Darkness shall not overcome it.

#108 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 8:18:37 AM by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah."Our middle regiment, Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
"Future republic"? Buddy, if your depending on conservative intestinal fortitude your going to have a long, long wait.

I know it is futile, but I will try one more time. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU LILLY LIVERED PIECES OF SHIT!?!?! You never had America in the first place, nevertheless, come try and "take your country back." I triple dog dare you.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Conservatism is a Rash

A rather nasty, persistent sort of rash, at that. One that mocks you and screams "I'm here motherfucker - LIKE IT OR NOT!"

Why? Because it can. And we as true patriotic Americans have no other choice but to accept that. But still, we can study it, and recognize its inconsistencies.

Conservatives seek stupid. They soak stupid up like a hot pancake soaks up butter. They have no other choice. There simply is nothing else sparking around in a conservative's sluggish little cobweb trap they call a scull. Except for maybe a funyun...or a cheese-ball. Still, that ain't sayin' much...

So they do the next best thing, they copy what fact loving people observe about them and project it right the fuck back around on the fact loving people who observed their bullshit in the first place. Think scrambled shit and eggs. Now do you get it?

So what do you do? I can tell you from experience that punching them in the face doesn't work. That just makes them hire some retarded muscle man to try and kick your ass. While fun, it does nothing in the way of adhesive politicking. Quite the opposite, actually...

So how DO you fight a rash?

Apparently, with gooey fucking creams and slimy fucking pastes. Yuk. I'd rather punch a motherfucker in the face.

But OK, if conservatism has to be a rash...I'll fight it like a rash...
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