Monday, July 31, 2006

We'll give you a Minimum Wage Increase, If Paris Hilton can have a Tax Cut

The Wingnuts in Congress snuck a bill through in the dead of night Friday that raised the Minimum Wage; but paired it with a cut in inheritance taxes on multimillion-dollar estates. What a bunch of nimrods! Do they think the American people are stupid? Wait...oh shit, most of use are stupid.

Charlie Rangel called them out during the midnight hour Saturday morning.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

HNT : Anatomy of a ChickenHawk, By Kyle Seaton

So...the sun is setting, the truth is at hand, and I am still who I am with nothing to hide. Typical Liberal.

It would be fun to say "Typical Conservative" about Geoffrey in my next sentence, but that would be lying. I have friends and family who are conservative that would never let their agenda out weigh their morals. The only problem is that they seem to be out numbered. (Oh shit, does that make them typical...never mind.)

My little scrap with Geoffrey is a perfect example. I dared him to call me out and he did. He calls it making MoonBats dance, I call it ChickenHawk hunting. Fine. Lets start from there...

Making MoonBats Dance, By Geoffrey Allen...

Learn a lot about combat in the Army, study well, they will be checking. Suck down a lot of mountain dew and cheetos for fuel, find a MoonBat, and start lying. Show off your knowledge and dare them to prove they ever served, constantly, or else they will successfully visualize to the blogosphere the fact that you've never served. Don't stop, this is very important...they will be watching. When they prove who they are immediately set up a super duper extra impregnable proxy to stop them from commenting on your blog. This will drive them mad! They will try desperately to comment leaving you the opportunity to delete and leave whatever comments you'd like to catapult your agenda...see how that works? Now, grab your pussies and start blogging!

ChickenHawk Hunting, by Kyle Seaton (aka. elmo)

Start slow. This is very important. Give a few comments on the ChickenHawk's blog, the snootier the better, but make them short and sweet, their attention spans are short. Then flaunt your service. They will childishly ask "When did you serve?" This is the key moment in the hunt. You know who you are and you know they are ChickenHawks, make it count. My best advice is to make fun of their mamma, works every time. The ChickenHawk will relentlessly demand proof of your accomplishments; egg him on timidly, then slowly disperse the evidence. He will feverishly try to call you out as a fraud, digging his own grave. After you prove your for real, the fun begins. This is when the ChickenHawk will run, blocking your comments while claiming he has nothing to do with it. But you have a head start. You "fire for effect" on his blogroll, giving his "so called friends" a peek at his fraud. This will send the ChickenHawk cowering into a corner, left only to squawk at how bad ass he is in his corner. He won't come far from his corner and will never show his face on your blog again. BBQ, garnish and serve.

Is Geoffrey's kind of leadership what the Republican Party and most Conservatives want? I doubt it. It's just ChickenHawks like Karl Rove, Tom Delay and the Geoffrey's of the World that push their propaganda so hard most working Americans can't keep up.

The ChickenHawks always come to run, and the Liberals always have to chose one of two their ass's or let the country fall into ruin...typical.

Monday, July 24, 2006

R.I.P. Dog Snot Diaries (UPDATED)

I destroyed the Bastard. Lured him in with crumbs of bread, then I smashed his fuckn' head. Played him like a fiddle. You've seen all the posts below, so lets start with my post on Dog Snot Diaries this morning; the one that the little bitch deleted twice, then blocked the links it contained.

From earlier this morning...

I got curious and visited that web site you(Gefforey Allen) are so fixated on. An holy shit your right! You can download Army forms there. Only problem is, the forms have been updated since the early '90's when I served.

The 638 form you can download there has several differences from the one I got in '94.

The 5181 form you can download is still pretty much the same, except for the date at the bottom. Feb 2003 vs. Dec '84.

I couldn't find a DD214 I could download, you'll have to help me out with that one.

After he deleted it the first time I started googling; and found this lettle gem where chickenhawk Geoffrey calims he not only served in the Army, but saw direct combat! Comedy gold! Here's the good part...

And Gordon…where’s your direct-combat experience? That was the ORIGINAL point. Not just service, but DIRECT-COMBAT experience.

Where’s yours?

And Geoff? have you served? and if so, where’s your direct-combat experience?

Posted by: God of Biscuits at 20 mei 2005 15:25

Mine’s posted numerous times on my blog. You’ve seen it. You spend almost as much time there as I do. Gordon has more than I. Everyone at DSD is a vet, and only my brother hasn’t seen combat.

Not that it’s relevant, though. My only comment here was to point out that you were wrong and Gordon schooled you. You lied to promote your agenda. You got caught. You then threw a hissy and started banning IPs. No worries, though. I have plenty.

Posted by: Geoffrey at 20 mei 2005 15:35

Geoffrey borages this dude with "liar this" and "Liar that" relentlessly over and over ignoring the calling out of his Nazi tactics. Well, Geoffrey with a G...

...Ignore this bitch. Fraud. Have fun on your permanent vacation.

UPDATE: Geoffrey Allen has been deleting my comments from his posts. 18 so far. Is this guy a classic wingnut or what? His excuse is that his balls have not dropped yet. He left comments at the bottom of this thread calling me a pussy for not commenting anymore on his blog, while deleting everything I tried to post after. Here is the last comment I tried to leave...

Saturday, July 22, 2006

There's nothing to see here, move along...just bitch slapping Geoffrey Allen

DD214 as requested...

This is from my medical records, from when I broke my leg in RIP. It happened 9 miles into a 12 mile road march.

These were my buddies, we were together from basic through RIP. From LEFT to right...Griffin, Venice beach California; Henderson, San Diego California; Sintmanot, Miami Florida. We called ourselves the Rat Pack. Mainly because in AIT we ran scams where we would sneak into the mess hall, assisted by a convenient diversion, and acquire pockets full of cookies, muffins...whatever we could, usually, The Rat Pack! Some loved us some were jealous.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Yeah I'm a Punk, but I always have an Ace in the Hole

Band of the Week: Tammany Hall Machine

Band of the Week: Stem Cell Style Baby!!! Yeah! Stem Cells Rock!!!!!!!!

You know I was thinking, like I like to do every now and then, this stem cell hullabaloo has gotten the wingnuts in a bit of a predickywink( that's wingnut for predicament ).

When the tests for this medical metrical *!*holy Jesus Chrysler*!* research was being done on mice, the animal rights activist on the left were crying to the heavens to save the poor mice; but the wingnuts, especially that one In A Blonde Wig, just mocked them.

"It's just a mouse you pinko faggot, we're trying to cure deceases here!" "Why do you care so much about an Animal?"

Now that that research is being put to practical use..."VETO!!!" "YOU BABY KILLERS!!!"

Once again conservatives have nothing but substance.

Is it just me or was Orwell right? There is more irony in this post than there are Army recruiters at a young Republican convention.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

HNT: ChickenHawk X-Ray

Notice the evil alien head down where it's balls should be...

This is the specimen in the X-Ray. He is a ChickenHawk that was also a Special Forces Weapons Sergeant(Owwwwmyyyyyy I'm so scared). All I can say is, if I thought my family was in danger from terrorist...

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Mice on the Mutha Fuckn' Plane!!!

Nölff should be the one writing this post, but he's on.........vacation? Whatever. I'll do my best; here is the video report of the snakes...shit...mice, on the mutha fuckn' train...dammit...plane.............whatever.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006


Watch the video

More babies crying

Elmo hookn' up

Saturday, July 15, 2006

When the Children Cry...

...let them know we tried.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Band of the Week: FreeBleeder

Were you really expecting unquestioning obedience Uncle JimBo? You wont get it in a free country. Call me a Sentimental Asshole, but you wingnuts need serious psychiatric help. Fuck your obedience to authority, we like to Riot. Stop bitching about loyalty you damn sheep and admit your mistakes.

You don't like seeing those flag draped coffins? Tough. It's Your Fault they even exist so shut your bitch ass face. If you wont re-up and go to Iraq and fight then get your ass in the kitchen and make me some chickenhawk pot pie...and bring me some Beer For My Belly BITCH!!!

See FreeBleeder (the band not the chickenhawk) tonight live in Austin at redruM.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

HNT BBQ: Fallopian Tube-Steaks with Beer

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Ugliest Legs in America Contest

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Bubble Boy Bingo

Pretend your sitting in the Oval Office with nothing to do but POP SOME BUBBLES! (click the pic)

Monday, July 10, 2006


Friday, July 07, 2006

Band of the Week: New Disaster

Everyone has been real excited Down Here in Hell since Ken Lay arrived. He's so cool! He's what we call a Virtuous Sinner. He told us all about raping California, we call it "The Heist" down here, then we all sang Cancio'n Del Llello. It was truly magical!

See New Disaster live in Austin tonight at Headhunters.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

HNT: V 'Dubya

Take a ride on the Wingnut Express!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Bow Down Before Your Master

The World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church in Hickory Hill, Tennessee, erected this 72-foot theocratic version of the Statue of Liberty they call the "Statue of Liberation" to celebrate the fourth of July holiday. It cost $260,000.

With citizens like these, who needs the Taliban?

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Your Independence Day Mission, America, Should You Choose It

Monday, July 03, 2006

America's #1 Ho's

And I say this as somone who basically sees nothing wrong with making a political issue out of the Hamdan decision. If Democrats want terrorists to fall under the Geneva Convention let them say so. My guess is most won't, if they're smart. - Jonah Goldberg

No, if they're smart, pinhead, Democrats will demand the Geneva Convention be adhered to no matter how heathenness the enemy. You see, JoHOnah, deviating from basic human rights and dignity would be a total breakdown of discipline. When discipline is lost the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we lose. You want to win, right?

Then there is this bitch...

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