Monday, September 29, 2008

Mandatory Monday Wingnut Bashing: Macsmind

Macsdork has a radio show. It sucks. Really, Mac? You think you're the next Rush Limpdick? Well folks, his blog sucks more than his radio show does. And his ex-wife says his dick is limper that Rush's.

Take this for example. A gold star mom gives Obama a bracelet with her sons name on it as a token of her sacrifice, Obama wears it, and the wingnuts go ballistic. You see, her ex-husband is a Retardican, and he hates his son on Obama's wrist, so he flipped the fuck out. Now, the entire wingnutousphere is a gas because the father of this soldier told him not to wear it. You see, the penis always takes president over the vagina in wingnutville.

From the mother of the soldier Obama wears on his wrist...

MILWAUKEE (AP) — The mother of a Wisconsin soldier who died in Iraq says she was "ecstatic" when Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama mentioned during Friday's debate the bracelet she gave him in honor of her son.

Tracy Jopek of Merrill told The Associated Press on Sunday she was honored that Obama remembered Sgt. Ryan David Jopek, who was killed in 2006 by a roadside bomb.

Jopek criticized Internet reports suggesting Obama, D-Ill., exploited her son for political purposes.

"I don't understand how people can take that and turn it into some garbage on the Internet," she said.

I do, ma'am, I understand these traitors. They care nothing of the truth unless they are allowed to fabricate it to enrich their Tory goals. They are evil and need to be stopped.

This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!

****the contents of Macsmind may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****

Monday, September 22, 2008

John McCain, 1954, the day he left for the Naval Academy...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Do you know what the most terrifying words in the English language a Retardican can hear is?

Here's a hint...

"I am of the people, by the people, and for the people...and I'm here to help."

Think about it...

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Faith of the Abomination: Politics in the Pulpit

Karl Rove learned how to use the right-wing Evangelicals to such an extent it constitutes abuse. But the Evangelicals, they are willing participants, you see, they are using Karl Rove, too.

The Evangelicals know they are disrespected and mocked by the Republicans when their backs are turned. They just don't care. It's just an understood sacrifice of pride needed to obtain their ultimate goal...controlling Washington. They are so hellbent on controlling our Government that Evangelicals will betray the very values they claim to live by. They will lie, they will cheat and they will steal to move closer, inches at a time, to accomplish what Evangelicals call "Enlarging our Territory."

Well, those inches have become miles in the Evangelical's quest to turn America into a theocratic state. They have pushed the boundaries of church and state to such an extent that what used to be unacceptable is now disregarded as petty and unmoving. Just the way they want it.

In their documentary, "Faith of the Abomination," Ceil and Han get to watch this process play out up front and personal.

David Barton is the head of an organization called Wallbuilders. Aptly named, Wallbuilders stated mission is to turn America into a theocratic state. David Barton let Karl Rove lead him to the Promise Land and was hired by the RNC(Republican National Committee) as a consultant in 2006. He travels the country teaching right-wing Evangelical preachers how to get around IRS laws. At least, that's what he gets them to believe. In reality, they are breaking the law. In a 1996 critique of Barton's documentary, "America's Godly Heritage," the Baptist Joint Committee on Public Affairs said of Barton: "His presentation has just enough ring of truth to make him credible to many people. It is, however, laced with exaggerations, half-truths, and misstatements of fact."

During the project, "Faith of the Abomination," David Barton showed up one Sunday at Victory Christian Center Austin, thus became a big part of the documentary. Ceil and Han have agreed to let me show you a clip staring David Barton himself, enjoy...

We hope to have "Faith of the Abomination" out to the masses soon. In the meantime, if you can, please visit their PayPal account and do all you can to help. Every little bit counts. Thanks again to Ceil and Han for letting me use the "Politics in the Pulpit" clip.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

American Sense

When you hear "American Sense" I bet you don't get all warm and fuzzy inside, like you should. Doesn't that piss you off? Well, good. Because you're an idiot. You, me, the lot of us. Every individual in this country has either sold, or let be taken from them the very spark that makes us American. How much sense does that make?

You've sold your morals for security, your privacy for piece of mind, and your religion for dominance. All you've got left is your pride. And you put that up for sale for plain 'ol greed.

How did we get so childish? With the vast history and experiences of this county, how in the hell did we all become brats? Well, somewhere along the way we were all made to believe freedom was easy, and sacrifice was evil. We were lead to hate the one thing our founding fathers gave specifically to us, the people. Our government.

No longer do we think of the government as of the people, by the people, or for the people. We place it in categories with our enemies. Meanwhile, those who stand to gain the most from our "youthful exuberance" take our morals and pretend to give us security; take our privacy and give us false hopes; and take our religions to secure their own dominance.

In do time it shall be "our" government no longer, and truly become "the" government. The only way to stop it is to fight. Ben Franklin understood this, as did all Patriots. From the educated to the illiterate, from the plantation owner to the slave. All sought freedom. Now we sell it on the cheap.

Proud of yourself? Will you be the coward watching from afar, or will you fight? The battles may be many, they may be few, but the Revolution has to be fought. For the sake of our very souls. That is, if we can somehow get our spark back...

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You...

From the producers of

"Terry Schiavo"


"Drill, Baby, Drill!"

Comes this fascinating new wingnut epic...

"Palin's Bridges Falling Down"

Watch in amazement as a Retardican newcomer finds a bridge, burns it, and then just pretends it never happened. Will the mean 'ol main stream media be her downfall? Or will she slay the dragon with her BB gun and pit bull lips? Film opens November 4, 2008...

Monday, September 08, 2008

Mandatory Monday Wingnut Bashing: The Dick List

***UPDATED. Go to the "kill all the homeless people" link and read the comments!***

We got ourselves some real tough guys here...LOL...ok, I can't say that with a straight face...some pussy ass winguts over at The Dick List. Just some more members of the moral majority who want to, you know, kill all the homeless people...

I mother-fucking hate the goddamn shit stinking bastards, every fucking last one of the "Crystal Palace Vodka" drinking two leg walkin' bags of horse crap. Drown'em, nuke'em, light'em on fire (just make sure the wind is blowing away from you if this option is chosen) or force them to fight in Gladiatorial combat for the enjoyment of the wealthy, I don't fucking care, but I promise if you give me a:

baseball bat
3 inch long nails
barb wire
lighter fluid
a monthly quota

I will take the baseball bat, drive the nails through it, wrap it in the barb wire,
set it on fire and figure out what to do with the other 29 days in the month.

Listen up, "Head Cracker in Charge": You slack jawed pussy ass Retardican, many of our homeless are Vets who gave their sanity to keep you free, you fascist ass Chester Cheetah cheese eating son-of-a-bitch. Take your tough guy act to your mommy, boy, and stop running around The Dick Lick pretending you've got any hair on your ass. Because we all know you don't.

This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!

****the contents of The Dick List may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****

Friday, September 05, 2008


More War McSame

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

CSPAN Junckie Report

Just a quick observation from the Retardican Convention as it happens.

They had some Christian band ripping down the house, with a girl who had some pipes let me tell ya...

But after they were done, the intro music to keep the vibe going...was none other than, AC/DC. I shit you not. The confused looks in the crowed had me ROFLMAO!


Monday, September 01, 2008

Mandatory Monday Wingnut Bashing: A Little More to the Right

He should have called his blog A Little More to the Retarded. He's in to all those wingnut emails that spread lies about Liberals. For instance, did you know, if you are a working class hero, under Obama your taxes will more than double! He's a master in Retard-economics, or Retardenomics.

He has a list on fun stuff to do on the shiter, predicated with this statement...

Use the handicapped stall whenever possible - this will allow greater movement and [bonus!] potentially piss off a handicapped coworker.

They ran out of class before this turd-sniffer got to the front of the line. Oh yeah, he says he's not a racist, but he sure a shit is.

And his balls? Well, lets just say they are the size of sweet peas. Just another conservatarded chickenhawk hiding from the world. Hey "admin"? What are you going to tell your grandchildren you did during the war? Oh, wait, with ball that small you probably wont have any children, much less grandchildren...

This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!

****the contents of A Little More to the Right may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****
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