If I don't ever hear the name "Blago" again it will be too soon

And that's all I've got to say about that...

Limp

Satirical lyrics dedicated to Rush Limp-baugh. Inspired by Rush's impotence and the song "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America...

"Limp"

Limp sat alone on his fat ass
Totally clueless to what's coming to pass
Truth exposes Limp's credentials
To be totally false because our founders were Liberals

He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't get it up...
He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't bust-a-nut...

Limp lingered last in line for brains
And the ones he got were sorta rotten and insane
Stomach so big that when he stands
And looks down he can't see what makes him a man

He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't get it up...
He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't bust-a-nut...

Limp could not get no willing chick
Went for some young nub in the Dominican Republic
Already dressed in his pajamas
Caught by customs with some un-prescribed Viagra

He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't get it up...
He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't bust-a-nut...

Is Limp irrelevant it is so
Is Limp irrelevant it is so
Is Limp irrelevant it is so
Limp is irrelevant!

This, my dear friends, is why I call them Retardicans...

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Limpbaugh the Fat-Ass Wuss Tries to be Relevant...Again

First of all, let me just say how enjoyable it would be to get in the ring with ol' fat-ass and bitchslap that fucking pumpkin head of his from one corner to the next. Just thought I needed to get that out.

Now, if you have not heard, Rush is all flustered that President Obama had the nerve to say this in a meeting with Retardicans and Democrats on the economic stimulus plan...

...we can't let people like Rush Limbaugh stall this. That's how things don't get done in this town.

So this seems to have hurt poor little fat-ass's feeling. Maybe we should start a campaign to mass mail Rush thousands of baby pacifiers so he never runs out? Anyway, I'm sure he'll spit all over himself about this on his radio show today, but for now, I'm going to tear apart his written response.

the effort to foist all blame for this mess on the private sector continues unabated when most of the blame for this current debacle can be laid at the feet of the Congress and a couple of former presidents.

What the fuck? Playing slick with your words there, huh fuckface? No one is foisting ALL the blame on the ENTIRE private sector!?! What a retard! There are people to blame though, and they consist of crooks and swindlers in the private sector enabled and promoted by Bush and the twelve year Retardican majority in congress they used to enrich their thieving buddies IN the private sector. Dickwad.

Obama's plan would buy votes for the Democrat Party, in the same way FDR's New Deal established majority power for 50 years of Democrat rule

Buying votes? So let me get this straight...building a new age energy grid, repairing our roads and bridges, investing in clean energy, cutting middle class taxes, and providing our society with adequate health care is "buying votes?" No wonder you Retadicans suck at governing! It's about what We the People want shitstain, not about what you the fat-ass rich pricks decide we can have! ROFLMAO!!! We have and will have the majority for a long time because of Retardican incompetence you fucking loser!

If I can be made to serve as a distraction, then there is that much less time debating the merits of the trillion dollar debacle

Please bitch, you wish. You are too irrelevant to be a distraction. Relegated to a feeding the vultures with your dying corpse of old debunked far right policies that have never EVER worked. Have fun on the radio today...it's just about feeding time...

Limpbaugh: "I Hope Obama Fails"

The depth of this loser's brevity never ceases to amaze me! It's like the fucker has no short term memory; he does of course, he and the other rabid wingers are just using that tried and true tactic (in their minds, at least) of just ignoring history, no matter how recent. Because, you know, it's ok if a republican does it...

This douche bag has been bitching about how Liberals wanted Bush, Iraq, conservatism, blah blah blah to fail for eight fucking years. Using our pointing out facts of their failures as evidence to the claim we "wanted" them to fail. Personal responsibility my ass!!

Reading wingers is easy. When they start pointing fingers and screaming about some evil Liberals are perpetrating, know that they themselves are the ones doing that evil, they just proactively project their faults to the opposition to conceal themselves. Then when all is in full light act like it's ok when THEY do it.

Liberal were not hoping for the failures that put this country, nay, the WORLD in the shithole it's in. We gave warnings that said failures were eminent, trying to stop and correct them. Republicans will invent failures for Obama if they have to, and they will, because if their agenda is wrong...they'll just fake it. If America burns in the process so be it. They don't care, because they are sociopaths...

Our Long National Nightmare is OVER!

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Willie Pete

How fucking disheartening to have to blog about this shit again. Hope you're proud of yourself, Israel; yeah, and America too for being all like, "What's wrong with that?" "Get'r done!"



I know Hamas deserves to have the shit kicked out of them, but coating neighborhoods in white phosphorous is down right damnable.

I could see some dumb-ass gung ho American General not understanding the culture, looking stupid and falling on the "we told them to leave" sword, but this is Israel. They damn well know that some men will force their families to stay and be martyrs right along with them(and besides, they're in Gaza, where the fuck CAN they go? The ocean?).

Still not sold on the fact that this is an atrocious act? Well, put your little brain in the grunt's boots who has to walk up on a mother with her three or four children cuddled in a torturous tangle. The Grunt- he has a wife and three kiddos(13,8 and 3)of his own. Do you know what the first thought that comes into his head is as he looks at their bodies, chard to the bone in spots, with faces frozen in demonic horror?









He pictures that being HIS family. Congratulations Mr. Grunt and thank you for serving! You win a mind-fuck for life!!!

There is not a good excuse for decimating a neighborhood with Willie Pete. And spare me the using it as concealment crap. Liars.

It reaaaalllly sucks to be this guy...

Happy New Year!!!