Limp

Satirical lyrics dedicated to Rush Limp-baugh. Inspired by Rush's impotence and the song "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America...

"Limp"

Limp sat alone on his fat ass
Totally clueless to what's coming to pass
Truth exposes Limp's credentials
To be totally false because our founders were Liberals

He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't get it up...
He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't bust-a-nut...

Limp lingered last in line for brains
And the ones he got were sorta rotten and insane
Stomach so big that when he stands
And looks down he can't see what makes him a man

He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't get it up...
He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't bust-a-nut...

Limp could not get no willing chick
Went for some young nub in the Dominican Republic
Already dressed in his pajamas
Caught by customs with some un-prescribed Viagra

He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't get it up...
He's Limp, he's Limp, he's Limp
He can't bust-a-nut...

Is Limp irrelevant it is so
Is Limp irrelevant it is so
Is Limp irrelevant it is so
Limp is irrelevant!