Monday, January 26, 2009

Limpbaugh the Fat-Ass Wuss Tries to be Relevant...Again

First of all, let me just say how enjoyable it would be to get in the ring with ol' fat-ass and bitchslap that fucking pumpkin head of his from one corner to the next. Just thought I needed to get that out.

Now, if you have not heard, Rush is all flustered that President Obama had the nerve to say this in a meeting with Retardicans and Democrats on the economic stimulus plan...

...we can't let people like Rush Limbaugh stall this. That's how things don't get done in this town.

So this seems to have hurt poor little fat-ass's feeling. Maybe we should start a campaign to mass mail Rush thousands of baby pacifiers so he never runs out? Anyway, I'm sure he'll spit all over himself about this on his radio show today, but for now, I'm going to tear apart his written response.

the effort to foist all blame for this mess on the private sector continues unabated when most of the blame for this current debacle can be laid at the feet of the Congress and a couple of former presidents.

What the fuck? Playing slick with your words there, huh fuckface? No one is foisting ALL the blame on the ENTIRE private sector!?! What a retard! There are people to blame though, and they consist of crooks and swindlers in the private sector enabled and promoted by Bush and the twelve year Retardican majority in congress they used to enrich their thieving buddies IN the private sector. Dickwad.

Obama's plan would buy votes for the Democrat Party, in the same way FDR's New Deal established majority power for 50 years of Democrat rule

Buying votes? So let me get this straight...building a new age energy grid, repairing our roads and bridges, investing in clean energy, cutting middle class taxes, and providing our society with adequate health care is "buying votes?" No wonder you Retadicans suck at governing! It's about what We the People want shitstain, not about what you the fat-ass rich pricks decide we can have! ROFLMAO!!! We have and will have the majority for a long time because of Retardican incompetence you fucking loser!

If I can be made to serve as a distraction, then there is that much less time debating the merits of the trillion dollar debacle

Please bitch, you wish. You are too irrelevant to be a distraction. Relegated to a feeding the vultures with your dying corpse of old debunked far right policies that have never EVER worked. Have fun on the radio's just about feeding time...


Anonymous Adorable Girlfried said...

This is the best post ever. Ever.

And ewww. My eyes!

Tue Jan 27, 09:24:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Why thank ya ma'am!

Yeah, sorry about your eyes...the effects wear off in a few hours.

Tue Jan 27, 11:01:00 AM CST  

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