Even the FOB's Shit Their Pants in this War

Christian Coalition Dumps Leader for Putting Poverty and Global Warming on Agenda

Rev. Joel C. Hunter wanted the Christian Coalition to focus on “living what Jesus would do.” Since that includes helping the poor and being good stewards for the environment, they said hell no and asked him to resign.

And "why" you ask, are they so against these fundamental Christian believes? Because they are “deathly afraid of being labeled a liberal by other Christians, the media, talk radio.”

Apparently, being labeled liberal is worse than going to hell.

Let me explain something to you, "Christian" Coalition, and listen carefully. Throwing your core believes out the window to protect ones image is weak, you cant get any weaker. You are weak pathetic hypocrites. The only way you will get into heaven is to become liberal, like Jesus. But if you want to go to hell then keep siding with the stingy, heartless, weak ass neo-conservatives.

Strong, tough minded individuals could give two shits about their image.

Wake Me When We Reach Albuquerque

HNT: Happy Thanksgiving

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In The Closet Turkey...














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Neocon Turkey...

No War Without a Draft

And I don't mean the draft of old, were the privileged got deferments or cushy non-combat jobs back in the states; a fair draft, were all who are healthy, rich and poor, participate. What, you don't want to fight for your country? Do you think your privileged? Are there those who are so pompous as to believe they are above sacrifice? Come on! There will be a lottery 'n shit, it'll be fun!

There would be a lot less chickenhawk squawking, and that alone is a good enough reason to bring back the draft. There would be no more "feel good" wars started like Iraq. No more chickenshit war posers thumping their chests.

We are going to war with Iran and N. Korea soon. There is not enough volunteers to fill the ranks, there will have to be a draft. I bet all those "tough guys" who say negotiating with our enemies is pointless change their tune. I bet the Coast Guard will have no trouble finding "tough guys" to recruit.

Aren't They Cute!

Pop Quiz

You Are Austin

A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick

What American City Are You?

You Are 12% Pure

You've been a very bad girl or boy... And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.

How Pure Are You?

Ode de Toilet

Happy Veterans Day

While the reality base celebrates and the neocons fade into oblivion, we still have men and women in harms way. No doubt they feel left out of the highs and lows of the mid-term. Their getting shot at. Priorities.

Unfortunately, our far away and much too personal conscious driven ecstasy, or hell, still is childish in nature compared to the reality they face. I'm crying now because I'm right, and just realized it.

You, who are still in harms way, will get a lot of fake praise from all sorts, but many others, on the left and right, bare true hearts.

Stay alert stay alive my friends...

How 'Bout them Democrats!

1) If you're a registered voter, do not leave your polling location without voting. Every registered voter is entitled to cast a provisional ballot.

2) If you're in line before the poll's closing time, you are entitled to vote.

3) You're entitled to view a sample ballot at the polling place before voting.

4) If you experience any problems voting or observe any irregularities, immediately call 1-888-DEM-VOTE to report the incident. In addition to providing your polling place information, by calling 1-888-DEM-VOTE you can record a complaint or speak with an election protection monitor. The line is available in English and Spanish.

You can also report any voting irregularities or problems online:

http://www.democrats.org/voterprotection/report

Make Up Your Mind Fuck

Cheney just had a little sit and squawk with George Stephanopoulos and was asked why the Iraq war has now lasted longer than WWII. After a year of comparing Iraq to WWII in order to deflect comparisons to Vietnam(see here and here), Cheney finally finds the WWII comparison ridiculous...

CHENEY: Well, George, I think the um … analogy to World War II is just not a valid analogy. It's just a totally different set of circumstances.

...alas he see's the light, wait...hey, it's Tony Snow! What's that you say, Tony? His comment was taken out of context? The administration still likens Iraq to WWII? Holy fuck I'm confused!

Band of the Week: Casket Life

I didn't know the Evangelicals liked Heavy Metal. Turns out they're all into leather and whips 'n shit. Well good for them! I say Add a Little Revolution to Your Romance, why the hell not! See how fun it is to Dig Your Own Grave. And look at all the media attention your getting, I mean, is the media Drawn to Blood or what?

See Casket Life live tonight in Austin at Headhunters.

Boehner-fide Loser

House Majority Leader John Boehner doesn't blame Rumsfeld for the problems in Iraq, he blames "the generals on the ground."

How disgraceful. Rumsfeld and the rubber stamp congress, lead by Boehner, drop America's finest into a war they have no plan to end or win, and then blame the generals on the ground for it's demise. Where the fuck do you get off lambasting the troops Mr. Boehner? We are all used to conservatives never taking responsibility for their mistakes but this just goes beyond reprehension.

You owe the troops an apology Mr. Boehner.