Monday, September 08, 2008

Mandatory Monday Wingnut Bashing: The Dick List

***UPDATED. Go to the "kill all the homeless people" link and read the comments!***

We got ourselves some real tough guys here...LOL...ok, I can't say that with a straight face...some pussy ass winguts over at The Dick List. Just some more members of the moral majority who want to, you know, kill all the homeless people...

I mother-fucking hate the goddamn shit stinking bastards, every fucking last one of the "Crystal Palace Vodka" drinking two leg walkin' bags of horse crap. Drown'em, nuke'em, light'em on fire (just make sure the wind is blowing away from you if this option is chosen) or force them to fight in Gladiatorial combat for the enjoyment of the wealthy, I don't fucking care, but I promise if you give me a:

baseball bat
3 inch long nails
barb wire
lighter fluid
a monthly quota

I will take the baseball bat, drive the nails through it, wrap it in the barb wire,
set it on fire and figure out what to do with the other 29 days in the month.

Listen up, "Head Cracker in Charge": You slack jawed pussy ass Retardican, many of our homeless are Vets who gave their sanity to keep you free, you fascist ass Chester Cheetah cheese eating son-of-a-bitch. Take your tough guy act to your mommy, boy, and stop running around The Dick Lick pretending you've got any hair on your ass. Because we all know you don't.

This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!

****the contents of The Dick List may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****


Anonymous TLA said...

Damn, Elmo, why'd you flame us in front of your entire audience of 5 readers? That's not right. Now what will we do? Our advertising will be pulled.... and we'll be homeless too! Waaaahhhhhhhh!

Mon Sep 08, 04:42:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Dicklick please, I've got 10 readers. And I could give two shit about the .05 cents a day you make off your advertisers.

I like to play more over here, anyway. But they are too smart for you, so I lead the Retardicans here.

Mon Sep 08, 05:11:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Were you at bitch?

Mon Sep 08, 09:56:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

I do like the bums fighting til the death idea.

Just think of the money that would go into the economy from pay per view alone.

Tue Sep 09, 12:56:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Yeah, 'bout as much as the Dick Licks make from their "advertisers"

Hop away, jack. We are pro-Vets around here...

Tue Sep 09, 01:55:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous TLA said...

Damn, man, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Do we have any adverts on TDL? Go ahead and try to count them, I'll wait....


Good. Now then, why dont you write a column for us? We'll gladly post you, no questions and no editorial alterations. Besides, we need a moonbat pov. You can be our latently homosexual mentally unstable version of Alan Colmes.

Wed Sep 10, 06:49:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

There you go again...

Projecting your faults on to the one you appose. You can stop being obsessed with me, tla, I'm not going to fuck you.

But I will give you a post...

Wed Sep 10, 07:55:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Faded said...

Just a bunch of stupid ass kids, Elmo- They don't give a fuck about veterans. These are guys that will never serve, never comprehend any form of service whatsoever.

They get their jollies masturbating about killing people who are destitute. They sit around and tell each other, while they swill the import beer of the month, that homeless people are the reason that Wall Street is collapsing. In short, they are dumbfucks. Arm yourself accordingly. These are the pricks that will be crying in their piss-filled pants for the government to save them when the chickens come home to roost. These dipshits live with half their mind on fantasyland Road Warrior fantasies and the other half trying desperately to impress their cocksucker friends..

Mon Sep 22, 11:36:00 PM CDT  

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