Mandatory Monday Wingnut Bashing: The Dick List
***UPDATED. Go to the "kill all the homeless people" link and read the comments!***
We got ourselves some real tough guys here...LOL...ok, I can't say that with a straight face...some pussy ass winguts over at The Dick List. Just some more members of the moral majority who want to, you know, kill all the homeless people...
Listen up, "Head Cracker in Charge": You slack jawed pussy ass Retardican, many of our homeless are Vets who gave their sanity to keep you free, you fascist ass Chester Cheetah cheese eating son-of-a-bitch. Take your tough guy act to your mommy, boy, and stop running around The Dick Lick pretending you've got any hair on your ass. Because we all know you don't.
This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!
****the contents of The Dick List may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****
We got ourselves some real tough guys here...LOL...ok, I can't say that with a straight face...some pussy ass winguts over at The Dick List. Just some more members of the moral majority who want to, you know, kill all the homeless people...
I mother-fucking hate the goddamn shit stinking bastards, every fucking last one of the "Crystal Palace Vodka" drinking two leg walkin' bags of horse crap. Drown'em, nuke'em, light'em on fire (just make sure the wind is blowing away from you if this option is chosen) or force them to fight in Gladiatorial combat for the enjoyment of the wealthy, I don't fucking care, but I promise if you give me a:
baseball bat
3 inch long nails
barb wire
lighter fluid
a monthly quota
I will take the baseball bat, drive the nails through it, wrap it in the barb wire,
set it on fire and figure out what to do with the other 29 days in the month.
Listen up, "Head Cracker in Charge": You slack jawed pussy ass Retardican, many of our homeless are Vets who gave their sanity to keep you free, you fascist ass Chester Cheetah cheese eating son-of-a-bitch. Take your tough guy act to your mommy, boy, and stop running around The Dick Lick pretending you've got any hair on your ass. Because we all know you don't.
This has been Elmo, your host, with another edition of MMWB. Have a great Monday!
****the contents of The Dick List may not reflect the views of other Retardicans, but lets face it, it's pretty damn close to most of those nut jobs****
posted by Elmo at 10:56 AM
4 Comments:
Damn, Elmo, why'd you flame us in front of your entire audience of 5 readers? That's not right. Now what will we do? Our advertising will be pulled.... and we'll be homeless too! Waaaahhhhhhhh!
I do like the bums fighting til the death idea.
Just think of the money that would go into the economy from pay per view alone.
Yeah, 'bout as much as the Dick Licks make from their "advertisers"
Hop away, jack. We are pro-Vets around here...
Damn, man, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Do we have any adverts on TDL? Go ahead and try to count them, I'll wait....
Done?
Good. Now then, why dont you write a column for us? We'll gladly post you, no questions and no editorial alterations. Besides, we need a moonbat pov. You can be our latently homosexual mentally unstable version of Alan Colmes.
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