Thursday, July 31, 2008

So, You Think the Surge Worked?


If so, I've got a bridge to Retardican Heaven to sell you. It leads to everything you're looking for. Mass quantities of profits with no regulations so the lesser angles have no problem fighting for you in your never ending quest to kick your enemies ass over and over again. Here in wingnut Heaven: You get all the glory, without doing a lick of the grunt work!

But I guess you still think the "Surge" worked, so let me get to my point...

You couldn't be more retarded if you tried.

WINGNUT: But Elmo, troop deaths are down, isn't that what you Liberals have been bitching about?

ELMO: Yes. Troop deaths are down. Hallelujah. But you say the increased number of troops is the golden ticket that kicked the "terrorist's" ass. Shine! The "Surge" in troop levels "saved the day! "

ELMO: This is false.

WINGNUT: What! Are you saying the troops did not do their job!

ELMO: I'm saying YOU did not do YOUR job.

WINGNUT: WE kicked terrorist ass and got troop deaths to an ALL TIME WAR LOW!

ELMO: We? When did you serve?

WINGNUT: I support the war...

ELMO: But...

WINGNUT: I suffer greatly when you question the conservative leaders who care more for this country than you will ever know!

ELMO: What? Never mind. Are you aware that we paid the people that were killing our troops in Iraq not to kill them anymore?

WINGNUT: Did it work?

ELMO: Yeah, sort of...

WINGNUT: Then what the fuck is your problem?

ELMO: Do you even remember where this conversation started?

WINGNUT: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

ELMO: That you're retarded...

ELMO: Look, we paid the enemy not to kill us, they like money more than ideology...just like you. So much so that they are risking their livelihood to fight Al K'iada for us, essentially blackmailing us in to providing them a consistent paycheck.

ELMO: Now that I think of it, it is perfectly logical that you pansies relate to "The Surge is working" meme...fucking fascist ass Retadicans...

5 Comments:

Blogger John Q. Public esq. said...

Yhats why I say we bank role the new Iraq Army with dbl their pay...think blakcwather w/out the skills and one 10th the price

all my best,

JQP

Thu Jul 31, 11:03:00 PM CDT  
Blogger John Q. Public esq. said...

btw: I am d-r-u-n-k
drunk with love

Thu Jul 31, 11:04:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Is 'love drunk' better than 'punch drunk'?

Fri Aug 01, 08:36:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Wait, not killing Americans is success?!

Next time you and John McSame talk, could you ask him why he is such a boner?

Tue Aug 05, 07:57:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

We don't talk, I talk, he just sits there and drools...

Tue Aug 05, 09:44:00 PM CDT  

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