Phony American

This specimen of chickenhawks tends to idolize David Hasselhoff. But don't let that fool ya! Their squawk is of the most viscous sort. This particular one especially. He called our troops "Phony" and mocked them to death with his light-saber microphone. Please don't get in it's way, this chickenhawk is extremely dangerous! It has even been known to spit and has to take horse tranquilizers to keep from squawking all our heads off. So please, for Christ's sake, just humor this chiskenhawk...


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Phony Bologna Macaroni

I'd Rather Fuck to Foghat

WAR WITH IRAN! I get no pleasure in this, but...I told you so. What a fucking cluster fuck we as Americans have become.

I guess two hundred and thirty sum-odd years is pretty good. We're no Roman empire or anything kickass like that, but still pretty good for this day and age. I mean, the Romans cheated anyway, they had a lot more Gods...

Wake up human people!

Y'all Chickenhawks to Me

If you can't tell, I really hate chickenhawks. They are smelly and talk/squawk funny. So I wrote a little parody about them. I set it to the music of Billy Joel's "It's Still Rock n' Roll to Me" and could not have made it happen without my very good friends Ceil and Han from Faith of the Abomination.

Without any further ado, I give you...

Y'all Chickenhawks to Me (If you have trouble with the link, right click and "save target as")

Band of the Week: Slick Dickens

Did you see Bush's little speech last night, kiddos? It was a nice look into the Mind of a Man who knows he's fucked.

Bush - "The more successful we are, the more American troops can return home."

What a moron.

Slick Dickens is from San Antonio.

Damn

Two of the seven soldiers who collaborated on a New York Times op-ed called "The War as We Saw It" have been killed in Iraq.

My condolences to the families and friends of SSG. Yance T. Gray and SGT. Omar Mora. They both had a wife and a daughter.

Bush in Australia: "we're kicking ass in Iraq"

No shit, that's what he said.

Don't ever come DOWN with the zipper when your penis is caught in it...

This story has a happy ending, if you're the zipper!

You see, Rove couldn't stand Sen. Craig getting all the attention in wingnutville. So he devised a super duper secret plan for his last day! LOL!

Let me explain Rove's plan...

Sure, Sen. Craig has been getting his jollies off for years in airport bathrooms...but he has never copped a feel during a press conference while President! BuuuYah!


Predictably, things went wrong. Bush was supposed to get a quick couple of "yanks" on Rove's penis and then close "the barn door". All behind the podium, of course.

It started off without a hitch. Bush got Rove's zipper down, and pulled two of the first "yanks" before the media even blinked! And they would have pulled it all off too, but Bush got distracted...

You see, Bush spotted the ice-cream truck! So he was a little quick on the re-zip and caught 'ol Karl's foreskin. Realizing this, Bush quickly un-zipped the zipper. Causing considerable more pain and bleeding to Rove's manhood. (see pic above)