Friday, September 28, 2007

Phony American

This specimen of chickenhawks tends to idolize David Hasselhoff. But don't let that fool ya! Their squawk is of the most viscous sort. This particular one especially. He called our troops "Phony" and mocked them to death with his light-saber microphone. Please don't get in it's way, this chickenhawk is extremely dangerous! It has even been known to spit and has to take horse tranquilizers to keep from squawking all our heads off. So please, for Christ's sake, just humor this chiskenhawk...

Phony Soldiers

Phony Protest

Phony Injured Iraqi Child

Phony Bologna Macaroni


Blogger Snag said...

Hey, Rush isn't a bad guy, as sacks of crap go.

You've read Franken's chapter in "Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot" on Rush's combat experience, I hope. Hilarious.

Fri Sep 28, 11:40:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

He's been bitching on the radio for how long? He talks about the Democratic party more than the Republican party.

I prefer to see Rushes nipples get stuck in a helicopter blade. That would be splendid.

Mindless yammering about "Liberals" will only take you so far when the so called "conservative" president we have has been more "liberal"*** than any other president in history.

***Liberal meaning giving more power to the federal government.

Fri Sep 28, 12:16:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Yeah, I've read it snag. I have a permanent vision of a hairy cyst in my head, thank you very much.

Wash your mouth out with soap Nölff! How dare you compare Bush to...what? Fuck! What I just forgot...just wash your mouth!

Fri Sep 28, 10:45:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Adorable said...

Don't Hassle the 'Hoff.

Sun Sep 30, 08:07:00 AM CDT  

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