Don't ever come DOWN with the zipper when your penis is caught in it...

This story has a happy ending, if you're the zipper!

You see, Rove couldn't stand Sen. Craig getting all the attention in wingnutville. So he devised a super duper secret plan for his last day! LOL!

Let me explain Rove's plan...

Sure, Sen. Craig has been getting his jollies off for years in airport bathrooms...but he has never copped a feel during a press conference while President! BuuuYah!


Predictably, things went wrong. Bush was supposed to get a quick couple of "yanks" on Rove's penis and then close "the barn door". All behind the podium, of course.

It started off without a hitch. Bush got Rove's zipper down, and pulled two of the first "yanks" before the media even blinked! And they would have pulled it all off too, but Bush got distracted...

You see, Bush spotted the ice-cream truck! So he was a little quick on the re-zip and caught 'ol Karl's foreskin. Realizing this, Bush quickly un-zipped the zipper. Causing considerable more pain and bleeding to Rove's manhood. (see pic above)