Monday, February 19, 2007

I knew GUMZ was in the KKK

Wow! Just read this little rant.

I like how it starts...

There are African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, Arab-Americans, Native-Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans.

I say, if your going to write a post to prove that your not a racist, even though you have "white pride", then start by visualizing that pride as dominant to others. Guinness, GUMZ.

More from GUMZ...

You call me “White boy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,” “Whitey,” “Caveman”, and that’s OK.

But if I call you, “Nigger”, “Kike”, “Towel head”, “Sand-nigger”, “Camel Jockey”, “Beaner”, “Gook”, or “Chink”, you call me a racist. Did I miss any ethnic group?

Shut up, Cracker. And you did miss an ethnic group..."Stupid Hick Nazi"

More from GUMZ...

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we’d be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists. If we had White History Month, we’d be racists. If we had Miss White America, we’d be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to “advance” OUR lives, we’d be racists.

We do have an organization to "advance" OUR lives, it's called the United States Government. Read the whole thing, it's, shall we say, colorful. I like how GUMZ sums it all up in the comments...

People of ‘color’ need to grow some thicker skin and a sense of humor.

YEAH! What's not funny about having a rope around your neck? Nice job GUMZ, you are a proud racist.

UPDATE: GUMZ didn't actually write this, it apparently was a mass email that he and his buddies felt compelled to spread as their own. Hate tip to Jack Rabbit


Blogger Smartypants said...

Geez. He lives in Vidor, right?

Mon Feb 19, 04:26:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

I don't know where he lives, but Vidor sounds like a good fit for him. Or, for that matter, anywhere in or around Beaumont.

Mon Feb 19, 04:39:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Jack Rabbit is what you would call a "secret super duper undercover agent"

Mon Feb 19, 10:51:00 PM CST  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

Did you try to leave him a comment, or are you banned?

Tue Feb 20, 12:01:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

I'm banned as of now.

Tue Feb 20, 08:27:00 AM CST  
Blogger Nölff said...

Of course he's a racist.

He rants about "Sand Niggers" all the time.

Just wait till till refuge surge hits West Virginia.

Tue Feb 20, 08:55:00 AM CST  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

I hope GUMZ isn't really from Texas, dicks like that give us a bad name.

Do you mean secret agent cause I saw the GUMZsters rant was from a chain email word for word and told you about it?

Tue Feb 20, 12:07:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Well, that was my round about way of giving you credit through sarcasm(see the update on the post?). But you can put it blunt if you want.

Tue Feb 20, 12:50:00 PM CST  

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