Teabaggers send Baby Killer to Senate

What is it that conservatives say - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"? Yeah, that's it. Well, numero uno on that "things we stand for" list of the conservatives is abortion. Or, more accurately, they stand dead set against it. Yet, the latest darling of the 'baggers is Scott Brown, the new PRO-CHOICE Republican Senator from Massachusetts.

That's right, conservatives acted like pimp-ass rappers at a strip club and made it rain on Scott Brown. They sent Scott Brown so much money the collection plates at their churches got jealous. Ain't that some shit?

The only conclusion to take from this is that conservatives ('baggers) could honestly give two shits about aborted fetuses. We all knew that their righteous stubbornness on this issue was bullshit anyway, given conservatives' utter lack of compassion dealt to humans who actually get to breath air.

There's been a long and tiresome tug-of-war on reproductive rights in this country, but now it's finally come to an end, since now even the most ardent conservative of conservatives can find it prudent to elect a pro-choice Senator.

Congratulations, conservatives, you've finally earned your progressive merit badge.

PS - Scott Brown is also for Civil Unions