Tonight the Angels Sing

Our loss is heaven's gain.

All to Cheer Up JQP

It's not what you got, it's what you give. It ain't the life you chose, it's the life you live...














...and it ain't what it's not, but what it is.

Vote for Duncan Hunter

The More Things Change...

...the more they stay the same.

I was pushed real hard to reenlist too. "Son, you have too much fun doing this shit, you wont like civilian life." "I can have you hunting and killing tanks all over the world!!!"

Let Them Eat Shit and Die

These Senators could care less if the poor feed their families or not. They all voted to eliminate the federal minimum wage.

Alexander (R-TN)
Allard (R-CO)
Bennett (R-UT)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burr (R-NC)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Craig (R-ID)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)
Gregg (R-NH)
Hagel (R-NE)
Hatch (R-UT)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Isakson (R-GA)
Kyl (R-AZ)
Lott (R-MS)
McCain (R-AZ)
McConnell (R-KY)
Sununu (R-NH)
Thomas (R-WY)

Do you have a Senator on this list? Let him know he's full of shit here.

State of the Union

Just Shut Your Fuckn' Face Liz Cheney

Liz Cheney wrote Hillary Clinton a letter in the Washington Post.

First of all, you stupid bitch, Sen. Joseph Lieberman is NOT a Democrat, he's an Independent. Second, where the fuck did you get your military experience? The same place your daddy did? I'll take your bullet points one by one...

· We are at war

Actually, sugar tits, we're in a Quagmire, your just too stupid to see it. You say "We will have to fight these terrorists to the death somewhere, sometime." You got way too hyped up after the start to the new season of 24, didn't you? If we only had a Jack Bauer to save us! But OK, I'll play. If we have to "fight these terrorists to the death somewhere" I pick Afghanistan.

· Quitting helps the terrorists

Staying helps the terrorists, honey, not leaving. Staying depletes our recourses and gets soldiers caught in the cross fire of a civil war for nothing, there is nothing to win in Iraq. I find it hilarious that you site Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Ayman Zawahiri as references to try and prove your point. Yo! Bitch getn' played like a Crack-Ho.

· Beware the polls

You must have some of those special polls Karl Rove has...LOL! "They did not say that they would rather we fight the terrorists here at home." ROFLMAO!!!! OK honey, I'll dig a fox hole in my front yard pronto!

· Retreat from Iraq hurts us in the broader war

Actually, It only hurts your pride bitch. You suggest here that we can never leave Iraq because Lebanese Sunnis, Shiites and Christians will align with Iran and Syria. Good God!

· Our soldiers will win if we let them

Again, can you please tell me what is in Iraq that we can win? You say, "No force on Earth -- especially not an army of terrorists and insurgents -- can defeat our soldiers militarily." Oh, yeah? Wanna bet? Put a bunch of incompetent dumb ass chickenhawks in charge and we lose every time. Remember Vietnam?

Anyway, this is the quote that makes you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch you are...

"And by the way, you cannot wish failure on our soldiers' mission and claim, at the same time, to be supporting the troops. It just doesn't compute." I double dog dare you to say that to Hillary's face. And finally you end with this...

"We must have the fortitude and the courage to do what it takes."

Well then tough bitch, you and your family strap on some boots and get your asses to the front lines! Chicken shit punk ass bitch!

'Bout Time

Somebody's Getting Nervous

Why does BushCo. all of a sudden want to "compromise" with Congress and start obeying the FISA laws?

Why is BushCo. forcing Federal Judges to resign, then adding in their own cronies without Senate approval?

Could Not Have Said It Better Myself

Condi is an Unmarried Slut with No Children

There Fox News, was that blunt enough for you? Now you can stop attacking Sen. Boxer's comments about who sacrifices in this war and push me around. Dorks.

UPDATE: I've been honored as one of the best 30 posts on this topic at TailRank.com. (Stop the ACLU is on the list too...but my title is the most colorful)

Have you heard the one about The Tucker that walks into a video store?

It's a fuckn' riot!

So, this drugstore cowboy walks into a video store, super pissed at the minimum wage worker(Chuckles) behind the counter. Typical, I know, but not for the "when is the 'Coulter ate Malkin in Freaksville' video coming to this joint" reason. No, The Tucker was on a mission...

You see, he got dissed! (Uuuuuzzzz & Aaaazzzzz)

Heaven forbid, I know, but there was no way a cool, studly cat like The Tucker would let some two-bit blogger who came in direct contact with him behind the counter of a video store in a small town make fun of THE TUCKER! HELL NO!

That peon of a video store clerk had to go down, and go down hard.

So, The Tucker went Rovianwingnuterous on the peasant. He unleashed a total beat down of the weaker to prove dominance in the mists of his own wussieness. He grabbed his imaginary ballsack of manhood he calls "clout" and had an ordinary red blooded American fired from his job just because he could. But it gets worse...

He sent his goons to get Intel about Chuckles from the other video store clerks, but they stood firm, like any other true below blue-collar pimp workn' the streets would. We got your back Chucky!!!!

Well...the moral of the joke is, FUCK A BITCH!

The Cowboys' Loss Just Killed Me, No Telln' When I'll Be Back

Happy New Year

Little Alison Grace














Mrs. Elmo and Little Alison Grace