Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Have you heard the one about The Tucker that walks into a video store?

It's a fuckn' riot!

So, this drugstore cowboy walks into a video store, super pissed at the minimum wage worker(Chuckles) behind the counter. Typical, I know, but not for the "when is the 'Coulter ate Malkin in Freaksville' video coming to this joint" reason. No, The Tucker was on a mission...

You see, he got dissed! (Uuuuuzzzz & Aaaazzzzz)

Heaven forbid, I know, but there was no way a cool, studly cat like The Tucker would let some two-bit blogger who came in direct contact with him behind the counter of a video store in a small town make fun of THE TUCKER! HELL NO!

That peon of a video store clerk had to go down, and go down hard.

So, The Tucker went Rovianwingnuterous on the peasant. He unleashed a total beat down of the weaker to prove dominance in the mists of his own wussieness. He grabbed his imaginary ballsack of manhood he calls "clout" and had an ordinary red blooded American fired from his job just because he could. But it gets worse...

He sent his goons to get Intel about Chuckles from the other video store clerks, but they stood firm, like any other true below blue-collar pimp workn' the streets would. We got your back Chucky!!!!

Well...the moral of the joke is, FUCK A BITCH!


Blogger Chuckles said...

Hell YEAH.

The harassment has continued and I am forced to admit that I shall likely need to employ a lawyer of my own. Hopefully one at least as slick as Smartypants' counselor.

Thu Jan 11, 10:27:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Damn that sucks. Let me know, I'll definitely donate to your lawyer fund.

Thu Jan 11, 11:04:00 AM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Chuckle's tale of Tucker is surreal.

Chuckles, if you find an attorney as slick as my traffic ticket lawyer, Tucker will run away from you in fear.

Thu Jan 11, 10:15:00 PM CST  
Blogger Nölff said...


I hope he gets his bowtie stuck in a helicopter blade.

Fri Jan 12, 09:16:00 AM CST  
Blogger Chuckles said...

It appears I spoke too soon, Tucker has denied having sent a lawyer around after me. Now that he has denied it on the record, I bet he has pulled his hound off the trail. If I were to receive any legal correspondence now, Tucker would look even worse for having lied to a reporter. Which would be awesome.

Fri Jan 12, 11:58:00 AM CST  

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