Evil? Yep, Wingnuts have a Representative for that...

Doctors Call for Health Reform

Liberal Stud vs Pot meets Kettle

Did you hear John "Crybaby" Boner demand an apology? I mean, shit, like him and his ilk hadn't spent the ENTIRE MONTH OF AUGUST spewing some of the most hateful rhetoric I've heard publicly in my life time about the Democratic health care plan! Not only were they bitter, catty little bitches the entire month -- everything that came out of their mouths were lies!

Wait.

That must be it! What was so atrocious about what Rep. Grayson said was that it was actually TRUE! What kind of government would we have if elected officials started going around telling the truth all the time? One by, of and for the people...that's what kind. But therein lies the rub for the wingnuts.

You see, they don't believe the people are worthy enough to decide the rights and freedoms of our own choosing. No, they find it more advantageous to bestow such endowed, inalienable rights to those not mentioned once in the Constitution: Big Insurance Corporations.

Yes, the Constitution gives congress the right to regulate commerce...but it gives the people the right to regulate YOU, asshole! Nowhere in there does it say businesses and corporations get to do any regulating. In fact, nowhere in the constitution are they given any rights AT ALL!

So you can go suck a big dick, Mr. Boner. You get no fucking apology. In fact, you and your insurance company cronies can go jump in a lake as far as I'm concerned.

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