George and Condi Sittin' in a Tree...

Here are some of the Excerpts from Condoleezza Rice's new Biography called "Condi's Rescue Mission"

And Rice was drawn to Bush. "First of all, I thought he was wonderful to be around," she recalled, sitting on the couch in her State Department office. "He was warm and funny and easy to be around. I thought he had just an incredibly inquisitive mind ... You could barely finish an explanation before he was digging into it."

Bush was also a bad boy. And Rice, according to friends and family, had a thing for bad boys.

said Jane Robinett, Rice's best Notre Dame friend: John "Dubie" Dubenetzky, cocky and handsome with wavy blond hair, was less deferential than Wayne Bullock, the sweet fullback who had moved Condi's boxes into Lewis Hall.

Brenda Hamberry-Green, her Palo Alto hairdresser, who had spent years commiserating with Rice over how hard it was for successful black women to find a good man, noticed a change when Rice started working for Bush. "He fills that need," Hamberry-Green decided. "Bush is her feed."

"There was this connective stuff—that was really fully under way by the summer of 1999," said Rice's friend Coit "Chip" Blacker. "There's a funny kind of transfer of energy and ideas that's almost—not random, but unstructured. It's as though they're Siamese twins joined at the frontal lobe."

They point to her remark at a Washington dinner party in 2004, when she said, "As I was telling my husb—" before abruptly correcting herself, "As I was telling President Bush ... "

Even Rice's friends, most of whom happen to be Democrats, say her affection for Bush blinded her to his failings. "She thought he could do no wrong," said one.

Of course, her friends and her stepmother Clara Rice offered a simpler explanation for why she stayed: "she just can't say no to that man."

Band of the Week: The Jonbenet

Well, 'ol Bush boy says he's going to veto the Iraq funding bill. Now the troops will have an answer to "Why We're Dead"; Because Bush and his ilk are Devils, that's why. He wont send his daughters, but Jenna is writing a book, titled "Behold, The White Whore".

Quote of the Day

"Somewhere, between the irony in my life and puberty, lies a swell of fuck ups and immaturity..."

Elmo - April 2007

Mass Marketing War to Fools

Watch this documentary on how our media let us down in the run up to the Iraq war. But, of course, we rational fact checking types already know all this. It gives a good smack to Bill O'Reilly and Faux News.

Words never listen
And teachers OH they never learn
Now I'm warm from the candle
But I feel too cold to burn...

This...Thing, is Going to Save the Free World

I don't know? I kinda like Giuliani better in drag. I hear terrorists are scared of fugly. And we all know if a Democrat is elected the terrorists will hit us again, they're just too damn pretty to stop the terrorists.

Rudy, your not tough, dick head. You're a little bitch.

Bill O'Reilly Unveils "Vast Left Wing Conspiracy"

And he has a flow chart to prove it!













Check out the video of his tirade at Crooks and Liars. What a douche.

Hey O'Reilly, Hillary Clinton called. She wants her talking points back.

Faith of the Abomination (An Independent Documentary Film from Austin TX)

Sometimes opportunities in life present themselves in strange ways. Sometimes these opportunities reveal truths unknown, courage unexplored, and betrayals unexpected. Faith of the Abomination is the story of two evangelical lesbian women who were promised inclusion in the church, only to be thwarted at every turn. Feeling lonely and frustrated, they decided to change their outside package and joined an evangelical church as man and woman. They were accepted immediately and soon became members of the church's inner circle. However, what they found there strayed far from the teachings of Jesus...

I was brought in to help my good friends Ceil and Han by fate, and I was proud to be of assistance. Please visit FaithoftheAbomination.com and do all you can to help. The web site is not quite ready, but what the hell(no pun intended), game on. Here is the trailer for the documentary, spread it far and wide(no pun intended).

Porn and Pancakes

Porn and Pancakes. A morning filled with hard talk about porn and the issues surrounding porn. From the people who get it. Including XXXchurch pastors and porn industry insiders like Butchieboy, JQP, Nölff...people who have done all the dirty work for us. The breakfast is open to all men and girls in junior high on up.

Each Porn and Pancake will cover different issues surrounding pornography and have different presenters. Each event will also have some very memorable moments, whether it be a clevland steamer, a bunny-boiler, a dirty Sanchez, a donkey punch, a felching, or just a plain 'ol toss the salad, you never know what you might see! But please, no punching possums.

XXXchurch will work with your church to customize a Porn and Pancakes event in your area. If you are a church in the area interested in partnering with XXXchurch to host Porn and Pancakes please email booking@xxxchurch.com

Why didn't I think of this! You've got porn...and pancakes. Genius! If you become a member they put a special program on your computer, and if you download porn, they notify your friends and tell them what you've found! Butchie will be my best friend...thank you lord!

HNT: Crotch Critters

Those Some David Hasselhoff lookn' Crackers

Today, Little Alison Grace Turns Two

Log Cabin O'Reilly

Make your own O'Reilly doll here

The Jive-Talk Express!

Come one, come all...well, all that can fit, and take a ride on The Jive-Talk Express! During your ride you will see the world exactly like you want it to look! No more pesky moonbats throwing facts in your face! You just say it and *poof*, it is so! Get your ticket today in Iraq.