Crayola Crime Scene
I've had my fare share of fuck-ups in my life, don't get me wrong, but I sure as hell never had one this monumental!
Hey, Retardicans? Are you listening? Of course not, but anyway...
I know I ain't no rocket scientist, but this is the information age, assholes, you can't hide behind fairy tales anymore! Why do you think that the more ridiculous you get will conclude in the more relevance you have as a party? Isn't this an old sandbox kids con you are falling for, one you should have learned from in the third grade? I mean seriously!?! Can't you see you are getting played like a fiddle?
Look. You guys need to sit down, and take a deep breadth. And by that, I mean you need to take a GOOD look at the distance from reality your current social status resides...from side to side. If that don't make you feel lonely, then nothing ever will.
First, you idiots got baited in to coming up with a fake budget that was nothing more than 19 pages of limp dick. Now, you pile on by bringing out a "real" budget that makes you look even more impotent! I'm sorry, but I think there's nothing more to do with your ideology but to carve it up, discard of it, and leave it to the vultures...
***FUCK YOU, #1
You want to cut capital gains taxes for one year. Nice. Some of the richest people in the country make every pinny they make through capital gains earnings...so...the richest people in the country get to pay NO TAXES for an entire year!!! Take that you 40hr a week working shrub!
***FUCK YOU, #2
What's up with the hiding behind "choice" when it comes to taxes? Especially when your tax "choice" gives rich crooks the ability pay little, or abort their tax burden all together? That's all kinds of fucked up!!!
***FUCK YOU, #3
Spending cuts. How quaint. Why don't you just come out and advocate the wholesale slaughter of the unemployed? Wouldn't that be more efficient? I mean, if a motherfucker can't find his bootstraps, what good is he?
One more point...being a gutless, whining ass child is not going to make us feel sorry for you imbeciles. So tell Glen Beck to stop crying...