Drum Roll Please...
Out of the ashes of tyranny; forged from the metals liberty and freedom; with the strength of a thousand eagles and old glory waving elegantly in the spring sun...the Retadicans unveiled their budget today. Only thing is, after riding in like a knight in shining armor, they turned out to be two-pump-chumps and left the lass quite unsatisfied...
Instead of rock-hard numbers, Rep. John Boner walked out with 19 tear stained pages of bitching, moaning and crying. I guess that just doesn't do it for the drive-by-media anymore. Are they getting tired of faking it?
You'd better wake up, Retardicans, Lady Liberty can be a real bitch when she ain't satisfied properly. If you don't have the tools, don't try and fake it...that shit just gets you made fun of...
Instead of rock-hard numbers, Rep. John Boner walked out with 19 tear stained pages of bitching, moaning and crying. I guess that just doesn't do it for the drive-by-media anymore. Are they getting tired of faking it?
You'd better wake up, Retardicans, Lady Liberty can be a real bitch when she ain't satisfied properly. If you don't have the tools, don't try and fake it...that shit just gets you made fun of...
posted by Elmo at 6:13 PM
1 Comments:
I think the video says it best that they need to move beyond cut and slash budgets and programs and lower taxes. We called in eight years of vodoo economics followed by Bush Sr. and Jr. All three times resulted in recessions. New policy, please.
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