Thursday, April 15, 2010

All the Silliest Little Bitches Come from Texas

Yeah, everything is bigger here in Texas, even the silliness in our little bitches. Click on the link, Sen. John Cornyn wants "real" stories from "real" Texans concerning the new health care reforms...then solicits stories only from small business owners. Classy motherfucker, that John Cornyn, huh?

He wants you "real Texans"; you know, the small business owners(but only the wingnut ones, please)to email your stories here: realstories@cornyn.senate.gov.

I was all like, "fuck it" and sent him my "all too fucking real Texan" story...

Elmo's email to Sen. Cornyn, entitled - "I've got a story for ya!"

But first, let me express my utter disgust with you. Senator Cornyn, you are a jackass. You ask for "real" stories from "real" Texans...then solicit only small business owners? That's the kind of crap that makes me call you names like, "jackass."

We found out our son has a bicuspid heart valve during high school football this year. We had to get tests to double check, and guess what? That's right, preexisting condition! The new health care reform saved our family from not getting denied what we already paid for. Novel concept, I know, but some of us here in Texas still believe in getting what we paid for.

But you keep on codling to businesses selling lies and sugarplums, Mr. Cornyn. The "real" Texans out here in the field doing the grunt work will remember your shallowness...


I'd hope he could get my point, but friends I'm a realist. He won't have a fucking clue, so why bother? To "illustrate" my point, if you will, check out the three pictures for the small business...I'm sorry..."real Texans" to choose from to visualize the pain health care reform will cause them...














I can imagine vividly the jackasses sending stories about how they will "suffer under the weight of socialism!" Yep, no doubt there are some business owners who resent saving money and having healthier employees because of Obamacare. This is Texas, after all, stupid business owners grow on trees here...really BIG trees!

Like I said, all the silliest little bitches come from Texas...

4 Comments:

Blogger Michele said...

I wrote his office a letter asking how the new health reform laws were unconstitutional, as he said he's going to sue the government on the unconstitionality of it. I got a "form" letter back so I asked again: "yes, but you haven't said exactly what is unconstitutional about it". I received the exact same form letter in response. WOW ...he really cares about his constituents, eh? NOT

Fri Apr 16, 07:14:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Andrew said...

Health Care Tyranny in Pictures:

1. If you break your arm, your sling has to be Communist Red.

2. All men will have nothing in their pockets on account of mandatory man-bags.

3. Computer users forced to have a large question mark as their desktop background.

Fri Apr 16, 08:08:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Fredric said...

Nobody lives in Texas. What a third world shithole Texas is anyway. Fucking abandon the shithole and leave it for the rightards, wall it off from America and then when Mexico takes it back, provide arms to the Mexicans.

Problem solved.

Fri Apr 16, 09:11:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Henry said...

I was born and raised in Houston and lived there until the age of thirty one. So, I guess I qualify as being a "real Texan". Since I've been gone for more than 35 years, I probably can't tell you much about the current litter of "real Texans". However, I can, with a great degree of confidence, tell you that "Intelligent Texans" left the state long ago; witness the ignorance, stupidity, and mean-mindedness of the legislators.

Fri Apr 16, 09:41:00 AM CDT  

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