Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Best Facebook Status Thread You've Read All Year...

Debbie: I really have mixed feelings about this heathcare plan

Kyle:
Of course you do, with the hate machine out in full force confusing everyone. In a year you will see the good it brings and the nuts will all slither away...

Roy:
i just need some health care i can afford! Been without for
over a year now.

Debbie:
Ya I hear ya that's why I went to work with the omni gotta have my meds. Lol

Karl:
Well I can safely tell you what they want to doesn't work!

Rickey Christie:
Debbie, listen to someone who knows. This is not a good thing. All the people that think this is a great idea really don't have a clue. All they hear is " cheap insurance for everybody ". That's not the way it works. There are gonna be so many jobs lost over this thing and it is gonna turn this country UPSIDE DOWN. It's the beginning of the end. Next he will be trying to get chips put in all our foreheads or wrist so that we don't have to keep up with the required insurance card.

Kyle:
LOL! What do you mean about "the END"? Chips in our foreheads? This type of childish rhetoric is beyond annoying...

Christina:
Its people that need Jesus that are beyond annoying to me.

Rickey Christie:
That's exactly what I mean by " they don't have a clue ".

Karl:
Sadly this change will reduce the quality and availability of care to everyone....

Kyle:
Jesus was for social justice. Cut all the references to social justice(this includes health care in our day and age) from the new testament and you are left with nothing but shreds unreadable paper...

Christina:
and this is coming from someone who was questioning "the end and the chip".... I guess the Bible is just shreds of unreadable paper to some. My New Testament accounts that deception will become popular and pervasive in the Time of the End.

Rickey Christie:
Kyle, do you really want to challenge me with the bible because trust me u know it through and through. Read the book of Revelations and then take a look at what's happening today. I didn't think we would see these times during my lifetime but they are here and it's real. Your president has just opened the door for a lot of things to happen that ... See Moreare gonna shake up thus country in a very bad way. No need to argue about it. Just sit back and watch. But in the mean time, get yourself right with God.

Rickey Christie:
Sorry " I " know it though and through.

Kyle:
"The End" is not something to be "sought." The deception is the constant rejection of affordable health care for all as holy. Jesus would have wanted this. He would have destroyed the temple of those who sold propaganda against it...

Christina:
Lets not argue or debate the Bible... Obviously not all of us are filled with the Holy Spirit that gives us insight. Let's just continue to pray for God's wisdom in this and all situations.

Karl:
People who want government healthcare are clueless idiots!
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Rickey Christie:
Debbie, if you want to talk about the way this is REALLY going to effect this country, I'll be happy to call you.

Kyle:
The Bible is exactly what needs to be debated right now. I am so filled with the holy spirit that I am commanded to not let someone I've loved since I was 15 damn herself by rejecting Jesus and his call to social justice...

Rickey Christie:
Uhhh, ok. That made no sense at all.

Kyle:
How so? Are you saying Jesus did not command us to social justice?

Rickey Christie:
Jesus says NOT to debate his word. Believing is a choice. Debating only fuels a fools fire so I'm done talking about this with you.

Kyle:
I'm not debating his word with you? I'm saying what JESUS said! He preached social justice and you are trying to say he did not. Only you are afraid to say it straight up and in the open. I am the one speaking the truth...

Karl:
I thought this debate was about healthcare!

Rickey Christie:
I will say this though... What's done is done and it walks hand in hand with what's written. No one can stop what He has said will happen so there is no need to bicker about it. I'm just surprised that it's happening already. I'm not afraid because I'm ready. Never before have the signs been so clear. Believe what you want and act how you want but ... See Moreknow that His day is near. Trust me, you don't want to be " left behind " because it's then that you will really see all the effects of what your president has started.

Kyle:
People have been saying "Never before have the signs been so clear" for centuries. Literally. You are fear mongering, sir. Jesus did not intend for us to forgo our call to social justice ESPECIALLY at the END OF TIMES! What exactly is this lack of compassion you are displaying supposed to gain you in Heaven?

Rickey Christie:
You know nothing about me. I'm a surgical nurse and I take care of people every single day. I'm all for people have health care and getting the care they need and this has nothing to do with that. Don't you presume to judge me. And I know that people have been saying that the signs are clear for many years but never have they ( in my opionion ) ... See Morebeen this clear. Obama hates this country. He said so himself before he was elected. I'll be happy to send you the interview if you want. He is only interested in making a name for himself and putting his mark on history. ( and possibly your forehead )

Now, I'm done. Say what you want because I won't even see it.

Kyle:
Of course you won't see it (but of course you really will) because that is what people do when they cannot win an argument on the facts. They run away. Look, when you say things like "Obama hates this country" do you know how ridiculous you sound? Of course he does not hate our country. That kind of childish rhetoric is exactly what I was talking about up thread...

It's time to be adults and stop with the silly sand-box conspiracy theories...

Rickey Christie:
'Senator' Obama replied:

"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."

(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)... See More

Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of waring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ."

When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past".

"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path.. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America "

Kyle:
I thought you were not coming back? You should not have, because now you are truly exposed and a deceiving liar. the worst sort of person who will lie and distort to hide Jesus' passion for social justice. Which you have STILL not addressed.

That lie you told in your last comment was despicable and proved to be false for some years now...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/stance.asp... See More

Kyle:
And you just proved yourself to be a racist SOB too. You by no means should be pretending to be a follower of Jesus...

11 Comments:

Blogger Elmo said...

I wish I was making this shit up, but I totally copied and pasted with no edits but cutting out the last names. There are some insanely stupid people out there...

Wed Mar 24, 11:36:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, and I happen to run into them every day. Do you know how bad it sucks having to listen to ignorant assholes make racist jokes about the President and then having to laugh them off or lose your job, because literally EVERYONE around here thinks like them.

Thu Mar 25, 07:59:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Sam Holloway said...

I agree, Elmo. The stupidity is nearly blinding. But stupid voters are the flip side of democracy, and the right wing figured out how to work that decades ago.

It's like the fantasy/sci-fi movies where the hero must do something-or-other before the three suns/moons/planets converge in the sky. Right now those heavenly bodies are bigotry, fear, and stupidity; and they are a-convergin'. All the decades of right wing sowing must now be reaped. We're going to have a bit of a fight on our hands for the next few years or so. I say fucking bring it on.

Thu Mar 25, 08:04:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I'm with you, Sam, if they want a fight let's have at it!

Thu Mar 25, 09:14:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Skeets2908 said...

For months I have been saying that this mean talk would lead somewhere we didn't want to go. This is deeply racially divided country and hate dies hard. If the elder generation would just quit spreading thier nasty crap. Do any of these folks realize we all came from the same egg?

Thu Mar 25, 09:50:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Ralph said...

THE EVENTS IN WASHINGTON, DC THIS WEEK, PARTICULARLY WITH REGARD TO SOCIALIST MEDICINE, HAVE MADE IT CLEAR THAT WE ARE NOW IN COUNTDOWN MODE!!!!!!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE RAPTURE-READY, THIS MINISTRY URGES YOU TO ACCELERATE YOUR PLANS TO PROVIDE FOR YOUR PETS POST-RAPTURE!!!!!!!


THOSE OF YOU WHO WILL BE LEFT BEHIND ARE URGED NOT TO TAKE THE MARK!!!!!

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Thu Mar 25, 10:53:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Batocchio said...

Rickey doesn't know the Bible well, and couldn't smell out an obviously false piece on Obama... but knows the TRUTH!

Thu Mar 25, 11:52:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Right, but we all know what he really is...a racist liar...

Thu Mar 25, 11:56:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Chris said...

Speechless.

I'm on the edge of my seat however, wondering how this will turn out...

Kyle:.... I am so filled with the holy spirit that I am commanded to not let someone I've loved since I was 15 damn herself by rejecting Jesus and his call to social justice...

Who does he love? Will she see him for the caring, loving person he believes himself to be?

Or will the ultimate rejection be one more proof that the end is here?

Thu Mar 25, 02:20:00 PM CDT  
Blogger SacredPipe said...

It is not the pendulum as it swings to and fro, but the essence which drives it which makes us go---old southern saying.

Jesus is not a mirror, where a talking monkey's arse can see himself pretending to know what is sacred, what is true....Jesus and Buddha and Mohamed all dream together in the golden dust of time, I saw them riding a big buffalo once. They were fine.

Thu Mar 25, 04:53:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed what napoleon said about never interrupting your enemy while they are making a mistake and i couldn't help thinking how appropriate the comment was! what i would like to know is WHY!!!!!! To that whole conversation? I was wondering why there are so many idiots on the planet and i ran right into a full on ontarage! good luck to you all as dog says go with christ!

Mon Aug 30, 09:58:00 PM CDT  

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