Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Ballad of Rush Limpaugh


Anonymous Tommy J. said...

Wow. You're really a sad little man. I always knew you were pretty depressed, but not like this, and not as angry as this.

I'm really worried about you, seriously. Do you need a hug or something? Perhaps a blanket and a nap and a glass of warm milk?

It's particularly sad how you do all this macho posturing, but in all your pictures you look so small. Maybe try not to stand next to someone so much taller and bigger than you when you have your photo taken. Or stand on a chair.

Oh, and also, please stop posing as a veteran. The rest of your friends and me know you're not, we try not to bring it up when you're around but you make it hard not to, especially when you start yelling about your comrades in arms and stuff. It's getting a little embarrassing. It's also illegal. We'd never call the cops or anything, but one of these days you're going to say the wrong thing to someone and they're going to turn you in. It's actually a pretty serious crime, I think they call it Stolen Valor or something.

So, yeah, please, seek help. Consider this sort of a pre-intervention, from someone who loves you.

Sat Mar 27, 10:37:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm a stoned-cold bad ass son of a bitch and I dare you to try and prove me wrong.

Are you up to it...pussy?

Sat Mar 27, 11:10:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

What the fuck, Tommy J? Where the hell are your balls?

Sat Mar 27, 11:15:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I'm still waiting for Mr. Bad ass Tommy J to kick my ass...i will be waiting...a...long...long...time...

Sat Mar 27, 11:32:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

where are you at you little bitch? scared and shit I'm sure...

Sat Mar 27, 11:41:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I got your DD214 right here too, pussies...

Sun Mar 28, 01:31:00 AM CDT  

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