Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Chicks on the Right couldn't Stand Me, SO they Banned Me...

Well, I put another notch on my belt today. Those bobble-headed beauties over at Chicks on the Right couldn't handle Elmo anymore than the rest of you pansy-ass conservatives. They're both dumb as a box of rocks, anyway, but dingbats are fun to play with. I actually got asked this question by Mockarena..."where in the Constitution does it give you the right to heathcare?" No shit. I answered, "the 9th amendment!" She never responded.

Turns out those conservative broads can dish it out...but can't take it. Typical wingnuts.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, I'm just wondering if you actually know what the ninth amendment says, or if you just did a quick Google search on "constitutional amendments."

Just askin'.

Sun Aug 23, 09:58:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't "wannabe" nothin'.

Hmm, well then, mission accomplished.


Sun Aug 23, 10:04:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

ROFLMAO!!! Mock, and girls weak. I have the constitution in my back pocket all the time. As for the 9th amendment, it says simply...

"The enumeration of the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or discourage others retaind by the people."


Mon Aug 24, 01:03:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, let me guess, you just looked up the ninth amendment on Wikipedia, right?


Mon Aug 24, 10:47:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Um, like, no! I have my own copy...

I told you already, I will school you on the Constitution, girls. Now, are you refuting the 9th as a path to healthcare rights? Or are you going to keep making yourselves look like idiots with the wiki jokes?

Mon Aug 24, 11:41:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you girls weak.

Um, let me guess, English is not your first language as the Constitution is not something you've actually ever read.


Tue Aug 25, 11:57:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, "elmo," you're other reader must be so amused by your tripe!

(stops to take a breath)

Wed Aug 26, 12:01:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Girl, you sooooo weak. Who gives a fuck about my English? What about YOUR knowledge of the Constitution? Why are you having so much trouble admitting you are wrong? OH, wait...that's right, you're a wingnut...

Come on, I dare you...try to out wit me on the Constitution. What is your thought on the 9th amendment?

Wed Aug 26, 11:51:00 AM CDT  

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