Friday, June 26, 2009

WELCOME MASS-BACKWARDS RETARDS!

We's glad to have y'all!

I hope you like being frustrated beyond your brains capacity to cope. Because that's the ride I'm about to take you on. All you pussy ass motherfuckers over at Mass-Backwards -- I heard he had an Army over there ready to take me down? Or, at least, that's what "Bruce" told me. Bring it on motherfuckers. Get all spit shined and jump into the trenches with me....I dare you....

24 Comments:

Blogger Elmo said...

Oh, come on? Not one hair on any of your pansy's asses?

Fri Jun 26, 08:25:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

OK...I see...you're all a bunch of scaredy cats...

Fri Jun 26, 10:59:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Greg said...

OK, here I am. Now what?

Fri Jun 26, 11:54:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Lay out your cards...

Sat Jun 27, 12:04:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I just called you out, asshole. Layout your cards...

Sat Jun 27, 12:10:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

What? Are you scared? You all of a sudden forgot your principles? Grab your balls, speed-bump...

Sat Jun 27, 12:16:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

So, in your post from 2/24/2009 you stated that when you were wearing that grenadiers vest for the M203, quote "You know, like the kind of training I had to go through to be able to wear those 203 Willie Pete rounds on that grenadier vest I used to wear?", how many WP rounds did you carry? I'm just curious because according to TM43-0001-28, the Army's Ammunition Data Sheets for Grenade Launchers, there's no mention of a 40mm WP round. Were you mistaken, full of shit or just lying? Or are those WP rounds double hush-hush top secret.

Your turn.

Sat Jun 27, 01:02:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

Elmo, BTW, and this is just a bit of friendly advice; if you really want to play with the big kids, you need to work on your vocabulary, punctuation, grammar and spelling. At least that might make up, in a small way, for your limited and myopic world view and your pitifully wanting intellect. Your choice of language reminds me of the schoolyard bully. You know the type, don't you? The dim witted coward, full of thunder and fury, signifying nothing. All that bluster and so little to show for it. Tisk, tisk. If you directed some of your energies towards getting some professional help, I'm sure that might help quiet the demons a bit.

Sat Jun 27, 01:44:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

What's the matter? Can't cope? Is it past your bedtime, cupcake?

Sat Jun 27, 02:02:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

...according to TM43-0001-28, the Army's Ammunition Data Sheets for Grenade Launchers, there's no mention of a 40mm WP round

That is because they call them "illumination" rounds when used LEGALLY!! Did you really think you were going to bust me with that, boy? You'd better get your ass ready for a plunging if you are going to try and get all "foxhole" with me...

If you do not like my language, punctuation, spelling, ect. then don't read me, shithead.

I will be here fucking with you even AFTER hell freezes over, cupcake.

Never doubt my veracity. It is only matched, oppositely, by your(and the rest of the conservative movements)lack of intestinal fortitude. Do you understand what that means? It means I just called you a pussy-boy...

Sat Jun 27, 10:31:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

The XM574 round was the only WP round in 40mm ever made, was developed in the mid 1960's, and never entered the inventory because of safety/reliability concerns. It was also meant to be deployed by/from the UH-1B. No illumination (or any other) rounds for the M79 or M203 use WP.

Check mate. Were you really in the U.S. Army? Or are you just a run of the mill, tacticool, mall ninja wannabe?

Sat Jun 27, 03:25:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Wannabe my ass...you can check my stats...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2744/1334/1600/7-22-2006-bitch.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2744/1334/1600/7-21-2006-1.jpg

Where are your credentials?

And that's funny, how come in training they called those round Willie Pete and showed us pictures of dumb asses who got it on them? Why did they do that? Do you know? Was it just to scare us into thinking it was WP? Come on, smart guy...fill me in...

Sat Jun 27, 06:02:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

Do some research on WP. As for "calling you out", I just asked the question, I really don't care one way or the other. Do you really think that all of your trainers new everything about the munitions they were training you to use? Things like their chemical composition and their design and construction specifications. Were your trainers all chemists and engineers? Don't believe everything someone tells you and it would be to your benefit to learn how to do simple factual research. As far as my credentials are concerned, yes, I do have them. Thanks for asking.

Sun Jun 28, 12:17:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous CaptDMO said...

Not one of Bruce's army.
Strictly mercenary.
OK, I came, I saw, I yawned.

CaptDMO

Sun Jun 28, 02:34:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Rigghhhhhttt, Greg. They must have not known what they were talking about. I guess our Army trainers just "wing it," thanks for filling me in on the bad news.


Hey CaptCHK, you came alright. Then stayed anonymous and ran away as quick as possible. You fucking REMF's can't fuck with a true grunt. Why do you even pretend to try?

Sun Jun 28, 02:48:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

Hiya, Sparky. WP isn't good for illumination, incendiary/anti-personnel yes, illumination, no. Whomever told you the 40mm rounds you were training with had WP in them, illumination or otherwise, didn't know the first thing of what they were talking about. Put it this way, if you want to hold any of the pyrotechnic rounds ( M's 713, 715, 716, 583, 583A1, 661, 662 & 651), in your hand after they've been ignited (and I hope you do, all in the name of science, of course), please be my guest. After that, please try a qualitative analysis comparing the sensation and burn effects to those produced by WP. Please do get back to us after you've collected the data and run the analysis. When you're done with that, give the M15 and the AN-M14 TH3 a try. And for the coup de grace, try an M-67 up your ass. (hee hee, I used a naughty word, aren't I cool)

A "true grunt", eh? I've come across your type before, and with very rare exception, it's all hat and no cattle. You talk like you're the baddest hombre that ever made it through boot camp, but I'd bet that when the SHTF you'd be crying for your mommy. I'd never have you on my 6, or anywhere else for that matter. If I was forced against my will to take you, the only place you'd be is where I can see you.

It's obnoxious, ignorant, loud mouth punks like you that really give liberalism/progressivism a bad name. Even frauds like Bill Ayers and Al Sharptom have more class and a better grip on reality than you appear to have. There are none so blind as those that will not see. $BlindInTexas$, indeed.

Sun Jun 28, 08:31:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Oh shit, I done got under your shin! Don't be ashamed, it happens to the best of 'em. You know my type, huh? All hat is what the fuck I am. I gave you all the data you need to see that in the above links. Funny how you think I'm the arrogant one. All I'm doing is using it as a tactic. It's easy for me because I can back it up if I need too. You're arrogance is all to real, though. Why would you think I would want to be on your 6? Why would I want to serve under a fucking idiot who gets drawn into battles that should have been avoided? No thanks. And I had my own team thank you very much. We hunted tanks...

Sun Jun 28, 08:52:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

BTW, for all of your talk about how bad a combat-ready mother fucker you are and how you'll show the whole world how you can lick every one of us with one hand tied behind your back, I've got a proposition for you. Since I'm in New England and you're in the beautiful State of Texas (that's too bad for Texas, of course, but they're a pretty stout lot and can easily handle/tolerate your type) I'll go you better and meet you part way. If you're itching for a fight, and you do seem to be, I'd be happy to debate you in person. I'll be at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, in Jackson, Wyoming, on Friday, August 14, 2009 at high noon (19:00 Zulu). Come prepared with your best game, bring the family. Don't chicken out now.

Sun Jun 28, 09:31:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

LOL! Now, who exactly have I threatened? Bitch. I'll be right here. Have fun in Wyoming. But if you ever want to threaten me to my face you know where I live. Don't be shy.

Sun Jun 28, 09:49:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

I thought so... full of thunder and fury, signifying nothing. And who got under whom's skin (or is it shin, there goes that spelling thing again)? Come on, pal, I'm just messin' with ya. You're so sensitive. You Liberals have such thin shins, oops, I mean skins. I'm told that life can be pretty tough for people with fragile egos and petite intellects. Thanks for proving the point. If you feel threatened by the invitation to a debate, that tells me all I need to know about what kind of keyboard commando you are.

Sincerely, though, thank you for your service to our country. Both tactically and strategically, every army needs cannon fodder; it's just one of those facts of life. I have no doubt that you would have served that need well should that opportunity have presented itself. It's also nice to see you got some ribbons for playing war games in the sand box a year and a half or more after the real shooting stopped. I'm sure that you got (and will get) everything that you deserve. BTW, would an E4 have been leading a team or just been a part of a team? I'm just asking. And you only got a Sharpshooter qualification for rifle? Tisk, tisk. Where's your Texas pride, son? Come on... Sharpshooter?... Really... With an M-16?...That's the best you could do? Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. If you and your fellow Liberals ever expect to have any hope at all in the Great American Civil War V2.0, you're going to have to do much better than that. But, then again, that's the regular Army for you. Now, if you were a Marine... well, then I might be a little worried, but I've never met a Marine that's as far out in left field as you are so that's not a real concern. But you did qualify Expert with the grenade launcher. I'm sure that you'll have no trouble getting one of those at a Texas gun show since the MSM tells us that all of the Mexican cartels and Los Zetas just pick up whatever they need at the many thousands of gun dealers along the border. I, like you, without question, always believe everything my handlers, trainers and the MSM tell me.

Continued below

Mon Jun 29, 01:20:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Greg in Allston said...

Answer me this, Kyle. Why is it always the little guys who have the biggest chips on their shoulders (you're only 5'8", right)? If you're the best that the so-called Liberal/Progressive movement has to offer, they're utterly, totally and completely screwed. Now please don't take this too hard because I know that you're the sensitive, philosophical type, in my heart of hearts, none of the good folks that have been reading your drivel, your potty mouth taunts and insults and your off the wall, strange and frightening flights of fancy, would not want you to go off of the deep end to the point where we're reading about you in the papers. Please don't take your loss here out on your wife and kids. There is no reason for that. Take it like a man and leave your kin alone and out of this. For once, please take the high road. I'm very sorry, but in this particular battle of wits you've proven yourself to be an unarmed man. As a fellow Texan, Nancy Griffith, once said, "It's a hard life wherever you go". And so it goes.

In closing, my offer to debate in Jackson on 8/14 at noon at the MDCB still stands. If you can't screw up the courage for that or can't get out of the trailer park in time, please come up to New England to visit the Cradle of Liberty with your family and meet some of the people who still cherish and shelter the flame that our founders lit so long ago. We'll be here. Drop Bruce a line to let us know when you'll arrive. As an extension of my good will to you, I'd be happy to give you and your family a personal tour of the Freedom Trail, from the North Bridge in Concord to Boston and I'll buy y'all dinner at the Union Oyster House at the end. On that, you have my solemn word of honor. No hard feelings on my part and let all of the good folks out on the net be my witness. Bruce knows how to get a hold of me.

I know that I've been a little rough on you, Kyle, and I'm sure that some nasty little penance awaits me somewhere down the road. But I have to tell you straight up that it was so worth it and I have no regrets, come what may.

I'm signing off. Take care of yourself and your family. Seriously, take me up on the offer.

Greg

Mon Jun 29, 01:22:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Oh, sweetheart, I'm terrified!

Go to the top of my ARCOM, what does it say I qualified? Yeah, in basic I only hit 35 when we qualified. Sue me. I qualified Exp every time after. If you are a stud like me, then yes, they make you a team leader as a spc4. Do not believe me? Again, it says so on the "duty position/title" section of my ARCOM. I'll take bad grammar over piss poor reading comprehension skills any day.

Now, don't take this too hard, but your grape-ape ass does not scare me. And my civility in public and my thriving family may surprise you too, but I'm doing just fine on all fronts.

As for you offer, I'd love to go to New England to visit the Cradle of Liberty with my family. I am a Patriot, after all. The Union Oyster House sounds good too. I don't doubt you have honor, I just take offense when mine is questioned all for no more than just being Liberal or Progressive. And yes, I have a potty mouth. I work for a living, so I cannot go jaunting all over the country anytime I want. But you and your family are welcome down here to Austin anytime you can make it by. We can head on down to Lockhart and get some brisket...

Mon Jun 29, 10:06:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bruce has an army? Damn, I must have missed that.

This is the most moronic bit of self abuse I've run in for quite some time. Don't you have any intelligent commentary to provide or is all your discussions this pathetic?

Thu Jul 09, 05:48:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Oh, dear heart...I can get a lot worse...

Thu Jul 09, 10:16:00 PM CDT  

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