Mutiny on the S.S. Minnow!

Unless you've just returned from being stranded on an island with two hot chicks, while having the only hard dick available...you know there is an all out war raging in Wingnuttia. However, the 25%'rs are digging in. They are determined to hang on to the hilltop they fought forty some-odd years to overtake. Conservatism.

But it ain't looking good. The 1st Battalion of the 50th Rationalization unit just blocked off their supply routes and a company from the 102 punishment brigade is on their way to mop shit up. Looks like the war is finally going to be over soon...