Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Retardican Game Plan: Bring Down Obama's Approval Rating...NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!!!

If you're a knuckle-dragging fat-ass Tory looking for something to do, because lets face it, you don't have carriers except in your minds; Your political hero has a job for you...

DROP OBAMA'S APPROVAL RATING!!! AND FAST!!! please...WE'RE DYING HERE!!!


So here is your mission. Straight from your dear leader's mouth. Rush wants you to drive Obama's approval ratings down and here's the plan...

1) First, leave your balls behind. You won't need them.

2) Next, think of Liberals as "cruel" and "racists." Because this worked for them after Katrina. Think about it, the Liberals would never have dropped Bush's approval rating so far if they hadn't been able to make America believe all those black people siting on rooftops was "cruel" and "racist." When every hardcore Conservative knows it was not. The truth just escapes lesser Americans.

3) Now the most important part. The work we need from you, the Cheetos stained fat-asses of America, is to use your limited imaginations to portray President Obama as "cruel" and "racist." Do this by any means necessary. Lie, cheat, do NOT argue in good faith, and distort history...this should be easy, it's been in the Retardican playbook for decades. Just follow your instincts.

4) Lastly, do not under any circumstances let reason cloud your thoughts. This is the ultimate enemy of Conservatism as we know it today. It's the only thing that can destroy what Reagan started building for you the faithful. Remember, being a Retardican means always sticking to you guns!

Now go out there and be lackluster wingnuts!!!

4 Comments:

Blogger ABNPOPPA said...

My goodness. Do I sense anger, frustration, resentment here? Apparently you voted for President Obama. As liberals are so fond off finger pointing why not point it at Timmy G. or Chris D. For the first 6 years of President Bush's administration you weren't complaining about your 401 K's were you! Less than 2 years after Nancy P and Harry R took over the bottom dropped out. If you want to look backward don't forget them.

Have you considered anger management?

Have a nice day.

They call me Pops

PS You can find me at Conservative Outrage.blogspot.com

Sat Mar 21, 05:19:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama doesn't need a conservative conspiracy to drop his approval ratings. Incidents like his comment on Leno prove he is capable of doing it all by himself.
Don

Sun Mar 22, 04:40:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

ROFLMAO!!! Anger? Why, aren't you rather fucking pretentious!

I nearly pee'd my pants when I read that!!!

Now...how to smack you down on the "For the first 6 years of President Bush's administration you weren't complaining about your 401 K's were you!" remark? There are several avenues to explore in that question. I think I'll go with...

Your fucking ditto-dork instincts serve you well!!!

LOL! I mean, seriously? Think about it...

Under ABPOOPA's philosophy, if you spent several years building up credit card dept, living life large and in charge...high on the hog...until...reality slapped that bitch-ass pride of yours and now the only way for you to make money is to suck a dick...then that would be a good thing?

The more rational among us call you people retarded...

Tue Mar 24, 08:28:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Oh...and "Don," take ABNPOPPA's dick out of your mouth...

Tue Mar 24, 08:30:00 PM CDT  

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