Retardican Game Plan: Bring Down Obama's Approval Rating...NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!!!
If you're a knuckle-dragging fat-ass Tory looking for something to do, because lets face it, you don't have carriers except in your minds; Your political hero has a job for you...
DROP OBAMA'S APPROVAL RATING!!! AND FAST!!! please...WE'RE DYING HERE!!!
So here is your mission. Straight from your dear leader's mouth. Rush wants you to drive Obama's approval ratings down and here's the plan...
1) First, leave your balls behind. You won't need them.
2) Next, think of Liberals as "cruel" and "racists." Because this worked for them after Katrina. Think about it, the Liberals would never have dropped Bush's approval rating so far if they hadn't been able to make America believe all those black people siting on rooftops was "cruel" and "racist." When every hardcore Conservative knows it was not. The truth just escapes lesser Americans.
3) Now the most important part. The work we need from you, the Cheetos stained fat-asses of America, is to use your limited imaginations to portray President Obama as "cruel" and "racist." Do this by any means necessary. Lie, cheat, do NOT argue in good faith, and distort history...this should be easy, it's been in the Retardican playbook for decades. Just follow your instincts.
4) Lastly, do not under any circumstances let reason cloud your thoughts. This is the ultimate enemy of Conservatism as we know it today. It's the only thing that can destroy what Reagan started building for you the faithful. Remember, being a Retardican means always sticking to you guns!
Now go out there and be lackluster wingnuts!!!
DROP OBAMA'S APPROVAL RATING!!! AND FAST!!! please...WE'RE DYING HERE!!!
So here is your mission. Straight from your dear leader's mouth. Rush wants you to drive Obama's approval ratings down and here's the plan...
1) First, leave your balls behind. You won't need them.
2) Next, think of Liberals as "cruel" and "racists." Because this worked for them after Katrina. Think about it, the Liberals would never have dropped Bush's approval rating so far if they hadn't been able to make America believe all those black people siting on rooftops was "cruel" and "racist." When every hardcore Conservative knows it was not. The truth just escapes lesser Americans.
3) Now the most important part. The work we need from you, the Cheetos stained fat-asses of America, is to use your limited imaginations to portray President Obama as "cruel" and "racist." Do this by any means necessary. Lie, cheat, do NOT argue in good faith, and distort history...this should be easy, it's been in the Retardican playbook for decades. Just follow your instincts.
4) Lastly, do not under any circumstances let reason cloud your thoughts. This is the ultimate enemy of Conservatism as we know it today. It's the only thing that can destroy what Reagan started building for you the faithful. Remember, being a Retardican means always sticking to you guns!
Now go out there and be lackluster wingnuts!!!
posted by Elmo at 6:31 PM
2 Comments:
My goodness. Do I sense anger, frustration, resentment here? Apparently you voted for President Obama. As liberals are so fond off finger pointing why not point it at Timmy G. or Chris D. For the first 6 years of President Bush's administration you weren't complaining about your 401 K's were you! Less than 2 years after Nancy P and Harry R took over the bottom dropped out. If you want to look backward don't forget them.
Have you considered anger management?
Have a nice day.
They call me Pops
PS You can find me at Conservative Outrage.blogspot.com
Obama doesn't need a conservative conspiracy to drop his approval ratings. Incidents like his comment on Leno prove he is capable of doing it all by himself.
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