Monday, December 08, 2008

Psycho Engineering

Remember back-just a few weeks ago, when Retardican heavyweights had a little powwow in Virginia to forge a new trail for their pathetic, ostracized party? Apparently, to no ones amazement, the focus of the meeting was on how to mend the parties 'perception' instead of composing any actual substantive vision. Retardicans seem to prefer 'cards' as their residential building material of choice.

So, now we see the fruits of their labor all over every form of media available today. As of the second after Barack Obama won the election, every bad trait or evil deviance that lead to the downfall of the wingnut, every stingy action that made conservatives rich; leaving the average American citizen suffering, is now perfectly and exactly what the newly crowned Liberals are! So everything they just got bitchslapped for being, they are now going to immediately start attributing to Liberals. Brilliant. Not very original, but brilliant! You see, they will get a head start this time. That'll do the trick!

Well, there you have it folks. From now on we Liberals are officially the most Orwellian, fascist, corporate lackey, environment killing, foreign oil loving, war mongering, Constitution hating, racist, backwards looking, economy destroying, civil rights hating, 'We the People' forgetting, losers ever to be inducted into the gutter-slime of history's hall of shame!

The way the wingnuts see it-"if it worked for the Liberals, it'll work for us." Because to them, perception out weighs substance. Substance is for the weak. "The Liberals won because they out perceptionized us!" They say.

This is the song that never ends,

yes it just goes on and on my friends...

Some Tories-started singing it,

not knowing what it was...

And they'll continue singing it forever,

just because...


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