Hello? Mrs. McBrainless! You got that Bss Aackwards!

Does anyone else believe, as I do, that Sarah Palin dies her hair dark? She's got to be a natural blonde, right? What else would explain this remark...

Palin told WMAL-AM that her criticism of Obama's associations, like those with 1960s radical Bill Ayers and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, should not be considered negative attacks. Rather, for reporters or columnists to suggest that it is going negative may constitute an attack that threatens a candidate's free speech rights under the Constitution, Palin said.

Now I know, as we all do here, that trying to turn the truth on its head in the readings of history, The Constitution, The Bible, etc...is one of the wingnuts' necessary tactics; but it is usually done by conservative intellectuals that know they are misrepresenting them to the public. They have to use this tactic, otherwise logic would preclude them from existing. So they have to mindfuck the sheep.

But Sarah "so easy to look at, so hard to define" Palin is not even intellectually curious, much less an intellectual. She's one of the narrow minded sheep. She actually believes the stupid tripe she spits. God forbid a mindless sheep like her ever becoming President, they would send the country into ruin! Oh wait, there is Bush...and we are...uh, strike that last comment. Anyway, she's got to be a natural blonde.

If hell freezes over and McCain wins, the first thing he would do is get a new VP. I can just hear McCain now - "give me back those close, and the keys to my fucking house" "GET OUT!"