Fox News Reprots: Obama Wins Satan's Endorsement

This could be it for the Obama campaign. No one has ever won the endorsement of Satan and went on to win the presidency. Damn. And we were so close.

Satan's endorsement comes to light thanks to some extraordinarily righteous investigative reporting from James Pinkerton over at Fox News. Seriously, you should read the whole thing, even the comments, just for the helluvit.

But here are some highlights...

Could Lucifer play a role in this presidential election? It may sound crazy, but one of the candidates in this race has publicly praised, even emulated, a writer-activist who himself paid tribute to Lucifer.

That was just the first sentence. It gets better...

OK, you might be asking, where is this Lucifer stuff coming from? It comes from a man named Saul Alinsky, who devoted his life to left-wing agitation in Chicago.

Or as Quite Riot might put it...Come on baby we're allllll evil now!!!

And the connection between Alinsky and Barack Obama—and Alinsky and the left in general—is real enough....

...Alinsky, who died in 1972, was a sort of godfather to all the activist groups that emerged in the 60s and 70s, the most famous (or, if you prefer, notorious) of which today is ACORN.

And, and...

[Obama] recently said his years as an organizer gave him the best education of his life.

No, no wait...that's not all...

Hillary Rodham was such a fan of Alinsky that she traveled to Chicago, four times, to interview him for an adulatory school thesis she was writing.

Got fear?

OK, so the Alinsky-Obama connection is real. But the full truth about Alinsky, and whom he admired, is so wacky, or so horrible, that even the media have been reluctant to get into the story.

Are you listening, Palin? It's up to you now...

If McCain won’t bring up Wright, I guess it’s no surprise that he’s not bringing up Alinsky-Lucifer, assuming his campaign even knows about it.

What will they think of next?