Tuesday, June 24, 2008

THE 2008 TEXAS RETARDICAN PLATFORM

They say they are for individual freedom in the PRINCIPLES part of this document, but then add a lot of buts...

Pornography – We urge more stringent legislation to prohibit
all pornography including virtual pornography and operation of sexually–oriented businesses.

Individuals are not free to enjoy porn.

Remedies to Activist Judiciary – Further, we urge Congress to withhold Supreme
Court jurisdiction in cases involving abortion, religious freedom, and the Bill of Rights.

Individuals cannot argue their 1st amendment rights in front of the Supreme Court

Puerto Rico – We urge Congress to call for a vote in Puerto Rico to decide between statehood and independence.

No taxation without representation!

Washington D.C. - We strongly oppose making the District of Columbia a state.

Unless you're a stinking Redskins fan!

Flag Desecration – Any form of desecration of the American Flag is an act of disregard for our nation and its people and penalties should be
established for such.

Individuals must put their hand over their hearts during the Pledge of Allegiance.

Texas Sodomy Statutes - We oppose the legalization of sodomy. We demand that Congress exercise its authority granted by the U.S. Constitution
to withhold jurisdiction from the federal courts from cases involving sodomy.

No fucking in the ass.

Age of Consent - We support raising the age of consent for consensual sex to 18 years.

You can kill for your country at 17, but you can't fuck.

Sexual Assault – We urge the Legislature to eliminate from the child sexual assault law the “affirmative defense” when there is less than
36 months of age difference.

Get ready to go to jail you horny 19-21 year olds.

Sex Education – We oppose any sex education other than abstinence until heterosexual marriage.

Honeymoons are going to get really boring.

Theories of Origin – We believe theories of life origins and environmental theories should be taught as scientific theory, not scientific law.

Take that, gravity!

Equality of All Citizens – We deplore all discrimination. We also deplore forced sensitivity training and urge repeal of any mandate requiring it. We
urge immediate repeal of the Hate Crimes Law.

That, my friend, is called a Texas two-step.

Capital Punishment – Properly applied capital punishment is legitimate, is an effective deterrent, and should be swift and unencumbered.

Kill a criminal for Christ.

Government Services – We support privatization of government services when beneficial to the taxpayer.

Inividuals have to pay extra to get the sevices they want.


Tax Deduction for Private and Home school
– We support a federal tax deduction for expenses incurred for all private and home schooling.

Take from the poor, and give to the rich.

Alternative Energy Sources – We strongly support creation of new technologies and markets wherein the U.S.A. can pursue real energy
independence, but we oppose subsidizing alternative fuel production.

Big'Oil, and Big'Oil only, will get welfare.

Workers’ Compensation - We urge the Legislature to resist making Workers’ Compensation mandatory for all Texas employers.

Fuck the working man...

Minimum Wage – We believe the Minimum Wage Law should be repealed.

...Fuck 'em real hard.(just not in the ass)

Foreign Military Bases on American Soil – We urge
Congress to prohibit all foreign or international military bases within the United States.

But...

Iraq - There should be no timetable for pulling out of Iraq.

8 Comments:

Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

They need the porn for the Priest buddies down at the ole Catholic Chuch. Ya know -- it's less expensive than lawyers fees in the sexual misconduct cases.

(That is not meant or intended to offend anyone who has been sexually molested.)

Wed Jun 25, 03:19:00 PM CDT  
Blogger John Q. Public esq. said...

cutting edge stuff ya'll got there my friend...cutting edge....

all my best,

JQP

Wed Jun 25, 05:12:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Americaneocon said...

Retardicans ...

Is there no depth to which you'll descend?

Thu Jun 26, 10:07:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Fuck yeah. You got anything intellectual to add?

Fri Jun 27, 06:11:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Americaneocon said...

Elmo: Obviously you don't have anything "intellectual," so you call folks names.

You're welcomed to comment on my blog, but I keep a civil comment board. Otherwise, don't visit...

Sat Jun 28, 09:01:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Call folks names? Um, I think he did a lot more than that. In fact, I think you don't like what he had to say, hence why you are over here.

Mon Jun 30, 08:36:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

neodork, this blog is rude and crude, if you don't like it, don't comment here.

Mon Jun 30, 09:44:00 AM CDT  
Blogger opit said...

http://fairlane.wordpress.com/
http://whitenoiseinsanity.wordpress.com/
Have a look. I suspect 'kindred spirits'.
BTW There have been a few Fafblog posts on Blogspot.

Thu Jul 17, 08:53:00 PM CDT  

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