And That's Just the Way it Ain't
Recognize 'ol dipshit? This flamboyant attention hog ends all his floor speeches with a tough and ruckus "AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT ISSSZZZZZ!" No shit. Every. Single. Floor. Speech. He. Gives. I love to mock right along with him after work when I catch him on CSPAN. What a douche.
Anyway, people think he is real tough here in Texas. But he's a straight up yella bellied coward. Guess how old he was in 1968? 20 yrs old. Yep, but this is one of them stealth chickenhawks. He did serve during Vietnam, wanna know where? You guessed it, right here in Texas. Damn these guys get lucky!
This shit stain represents the two most racists cities in Texas...nay...the country. Beaumont is the 2nd racist, Humble, where shit stain lives, is the worst. Remember when Poe quoted the first KKK grand wiztard on the floor of the House of Representatives? “Git thar furstest with the mostest.”
But I guess most know this shit stain for his compulsive attention getting as a judge here in Texas. He gained national media attention for his “Poetic Justice” in sentencing criminals. Like this young man...
The sign reads...!!!! I'm (childs name). I STEAL. I want to go to prison to be with Daddy!!!
He, and many more like him, think that shit is cool. They point to each other and high five about how hip they are not. And laugh.
Oh! Did I mention that this self proclaimed boot strap pullin, get the government off my back, let people fend for themselves, rock solid conservative, has requested $111,470,839 in earmarks for 2009? Some highlights...
Battleship Texas Foundation, $500,000 (to scare off the liberals)
Sewer line rehabilitation Beaumont, $1,000,000 (that's all?)
Houston Airport System George Bush Intercontinental Airport, Noise Mitigation, $9,000,000. (Houson is not even in his district)
Gulf Intracoastal Waterway Operations and Maintenance, $25,000,000. (whoa neley! can't the ocean fend for itself?)
So, shit stain...I'm sorry...Ted 'Poe-dunk', guess what?
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT ISSSZZZZZ!!!