Wednesday, April 16, 2008

And That's Just the Way it Ain't

Recognize 'ol dipshit? This flamboyant attention hog ends all his floor speeches with a tough and ruckus "AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT ISSSZZZZZ!" No shit. Every. Single. Floor. Speech. He. Gives. I love to mock right along with him after work when I catch him on CSPAN. What a douche.

Anyway, people think he is real tough here in Texas. But he's a straight up yella bellied coward. Guess how old he was in 1968? 20 yrs old. Yep, but this is one of them stealth chickenhawks. He did serve during Vietnam, wanna know where? You guessed it, right here in Texas. Damn these guys get lucky!

This shit stain represents the two most racists cities in Texas...nay...the country. Beaumont is the 2nd racist, Humble, where shit stain lives, is the worst. Remember when Poe quoted the first KKK grand wiztard on the floor of the House of Representatives? “Git thar furstest with the mostest.”

But I guess most know this shit stain for his compulsive attention getting as a judge here in Texas. He gained national media attention for his “Poetic Justice” in sentencing criminals. Like this young man...

The sign reads...!!!! I'm (childs name). I STEAL. I want to go to prison to be with Daddy!!!

He, and many more like him, think that shit is cool. They point to each other and high five about how hip they are not. And laugh.

Oh! Did I mention that this self proclaimed boot strap pullin, get the government off my back, let people fend for themselves, rock solid conservative, has requested $111,470,839 in earmarks for 2009? Some highlights...

Battleship Texas Foundation, $500,000 (to scare off the liberals)

Sewer line rehabilitation Beaumont, $1,000,000 (that's all?)

Houston Airport System George Bush Intercontinental Airport, Noise Mitigation, $9,000,000. (Houson is not even in his district)

Gulf Intracoastal Waterway Operations and Maintenance, $25,000,000. (whoa neley! can't the ocean fend for itself?)

So, shit stain...I'm sorry...Ted 'Poe-dunk', guess what?



Blogger Fade said...

Jesus Christ the mind reels at this fucking racist douche's "Justice".

Goddamn scumbag chickenhawk.

Thu Apr 17, 11:11:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

The idiots who hoot and holler over this shit stain's work are fucking pencil dick losers...

Thu Apr 17, 06:42:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Fade said...

ahem.. kill two beers fast and come watch this vid on my blog

Thu Apr 17, 09:41:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Oh good grief!

We are screwed. Screwed. Screwed. Screwed.


Dude, can you go lay smackdown to some tool who nancies around in camie-o who is also a lawyer and is totally being an cobag to Res and AG? He is located at I'd do it, but Res hates when I finish off insignif people and then they start stalking RoD and it gets ugly and he has to be involved. Let us remember the Sean S. incident of 2006. Gaak.

I figured you are the man to do it since the t-bag is giving me shit about turning over books in book stores. No. Lie. Doesn't he have better things to do like, um, impeach Bush and Cheney?!!

Thu Apr 17, 11:43:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Dood! We need some new post action.

Tue Apr 22, 07:08:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Broken Left Leg said...

And in Australia our idiot conservative is Bill Heffernen who has spent years gate crashing his politcal opponents' events.

Fri Apr 25, 12:17:00 AM CDT  

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