Monday, March 31, 2008

Hey, Babay Basking. Little Bitch Wanna Play? *UPDATED*

My guess is not. Little "Baybay" wanna-be bitches never do. But I could be wrong this time. I mean, Uncle Bimbo, you are SF...right? Why wouldn't you come after a three foot puppet who is your favorite color? Are you scared? Pussy boy. I bet you are. I fucked with you years ago, but you backed off then. Back off now, motherfucker...

Update: Just sent the bitch a "Coin Check" email. Will he respond? Place your bets...

*UPDATE* The bitch licked me. Hi y'all! waves to the wingnuts

Don't be shy, Uncle Knuckle Dragger, I should be easy to take down for a strong, brave, bad ass American such as yourself?

Let me guess, you have a profile excluding you from fighting? What, are your balls too small? Well, where are your cronies? I'll tell you where they are, they are shaking like lily livered cowards in a corner with you.


Blogger Elmo said...

I put my money on fat ass not responding...

Mon Mar 31, 10:11:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Here's where I've been tormenting him--YOUTUBE!

I've tried to comment on most of the videos, and his wingnut wingmen have been trying to help him out...

Mon Mar 31, 10:43:00 PM CDT  
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Well, that was fast...

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Mon Mar 31, 10:47:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Pussy Boy....

Mon Mar 31, 11:13:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Drive on on...

Mon Mar 31, 11:21:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Uncle Jimbo said...

Dear Douche,

You post a picture of me in a $10k a night hotel suite top floor of the Westin on the river in Chicago. The covers are shredded for a reason and I am contemplating my wonderful world. Somehow you think this reflects poorly on me. Dam U Dum!


Uncle J

Tue Apr 01, 03:07:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Funny how you have now obsessively referred to this picture--which you, yourself posted and bragged that you were bare naked in front of the window--when there wasn't all kinds of pushback against your bullshit.

Panic much?

Tue Apr 01, 03:24:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Oh, and he scrubbed his Blogger profile.

Big time.

All of his ephemera disappeared when I just checked it.

He is a panicky, scared bitch.

Tue Apr 01, 03:25:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Fade said...

braggin about his 10K hotel room and shredding the covers (with an underage intern no doubt) - living the life of a war profiteering cunt while helping to keep soldiers dying in a desert half a world away ...

fucking figures. Off with their heads

Tue Apr 01, 04:59:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Well, the Grape Ape came to visit little 'ol elmo! Nice you brag about being pampered, pussyboy. I fight to survive, for sure, wanna test me?

fade is right, you are a cunt...

Tue Apr 01, 07:06:00 PM CDT  
Blogger TheBronze said...

I am now dumber for having visited this piece of shit blog.


Tue Apr 01, 07:43:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

What, I don't even get a ticket? I confessed even, I was kicking the shit out of Uncle Bimbo...

Tue Apr 01, 08:00:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You punks make me sick

Tue Apr 01, 10:21:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a bunch of sorry ass pussys. Didn't your parents teach you to not disrespect your betters?

Uncle J and the men and women fighting for this country have more class in their little fingers than you morons have in your entire bodys.

Tue Apr 01, 10:35:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Uncle J and the men and women fighting for this country have more class in their little fingers than you morons have in your entire bodys.


Uncle Bimbo hasn't fought for his country since his fat ass was kicked out of the Army/ took early retirement/ whatever story you want to believe.

Don't lump "chins" in there with real Vets. Uncle Bimbo hooked himself to a group of Vets and started dissing liberals, Democrats, and everyone else while the site for VFF purported to bleat about being "non-partisan."

VFF should have picked a blogger, not a Right Wing PX Ranger piece of shit to cover the tour.

Tue Apr 01, 11:39:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pale Rider,
What that we all know that Uncle Jimbo did spend 14 years in the Army, and I am not sure how how long he spent time in a special Forces unit. 14 Years is a long time, and whether he chose to get out of the Army or to stay for 14 more is absolutely his own decision. However, if you accuse Uncle J for being kicked out of the Army, I would appreciate it if you can provide evidence of such accusations.


Wed Apr 02, 03:25:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Boy, are you stupid.

Who does 14 and then gets out? Either he got medically retired because his fat ass broke his knees down or he got kicked out.

I suspect he was actually Q and P'ed because, at about the time he is alleged to have served, they cashiered a lot of broke dick dead wood and started holding them to a standard that they couldn't meet.

And if you think he "really" was a tabbed guy, why don't we see that on his bio? Plenty of guys go to group--it's called support. Anyone who earns the tab, well, that's the first thing they would say on their bio. They indicate that they are Ranger or Special Forces tabbed.

Uncle Bimbo's tab is...where?

Wed Apr 02, 07:31:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...


Poor anony, don't like having your fantasy world reveled for all to see?

You are the fucking traitor, you and the rest of the conservative movement...

Didn't your parents teach you to not disrespect your betters?

Please bitch, Uncle Bimbo has seen my DD214, we're still waiting to see hers.

Wed Apr 02, 08:32:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Fade said...

Note to Uncle Jimbos: Here's how a veteran supports the troops:

Wed Apr 02, 01:36:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, whats up with all the hostility towards me?!! All I asked was for actual evidence that you have against the guy's military records, is that too much to ask for? I guess it is.

Anyhow, as for your question "Who does 14 and then gets out?", I've never had the chance to serve in the US military, but the examples that I've had the chance to see were people like the Navy SEAL from this video video and some dude named Scott Helvenston. Well he served 12, but 12 is almost 14, right?
Anyhow, I am not here to argue, I just wanted honest opinions.

Wed Apr 02, 03:03:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

We think he is embellishing. But I don't care if he isn't, doesn't scare me, and I damn sure ain't taking his shit...

Wed Apr 02, 04:30:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Mordrach said...

Last I checked, SF can be pretty demanding, so it would not surprise me if there were fewer SF lifers than other MOS's. Also, as for whether Uncle Jimbo mentions if he's SF or not, maybe he's not a pompous ass who likes to throw that tab around. Ever think of that?

Wed Apr 02, 08:44:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Also, as for whether Uncle Jimbo mentions if he's SF or not, maybe he's not a pompous ass who likes to throw that tab around

You mean like his pompous ass throws everything else around?

Wed Apr 02, 08:55:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Have you ever taken a right turn Albuquerque?

Wed Apr 02, 09:33:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Uh huh.

Many more examples of soldier who does time in Group in support role and then believes hype about themselves.

Evidence that Uncle Jimbo earned special forces tab and held special forces MOS and was decorated as such--never appears anywhere. Said achievements feature prominently when someone actually achieves them.

Uncle Jimbo exposed multiple times as pervert and liar in Madison, WI where he worked and was fired from successive positions at Madison.Com and The Isthmus, a local rag. Many anecdotal stories about sexual proclivities and appetites not really appropriate for family events like Veterans For Freedom rallies.

Details of his military career--not so easy to determine. Age given as 43--likely joined military in 1984 time frame. Add 14 years--separation in late 1990s.

Where is proof UJ served in Panama, Desert Storm, Haiti, Somalia or any other operation? Prominent service in any of said operations would figure high in any kind of bio for normal soldier.

Uncle Bimbo--not so much.

Wed Apr 02, 10:56:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous TBone said...

You sound like a bunch of little bitches, cat scratching each other on the playground. All you gotta do is talk to someone at USASFC and ask if they know the dude...they can verify if he graduated the Q-course. Who know's, he might have been sent to the Q from CAG or something...that's not anything you want to put on your public CV. probably shouldn't make silly threats about committing felony assault on the man. Bad things can only come from that. My dad always told me to keep my mouth shut until it was time to do business, and those who talked trash were usually weak people with insecurities. Is that you and your cronies? Or are you a big ole tough guy?

At any rate, he's entitled to his opinion whether you like it or not. I like what he has to say, and I spent 22 years in the military, much of it in SOF. They are after all the "quiet professionals" ;)


Wed Apr 02, 11:21:00 PM CDT  
Blogger old hack said...

hey guys show me some love and give me two clicks to help me get on the cover of the san francisco deli magazine

Thu Apr 03, 02:59:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

My dad always told me to keep my mouth shut until it was time to do business

Guess what, Tbag? It's time to do business.

Or are you a big ole tough guy?

I'm a 3ft furry red puppet who doesn't give a fuck. Thanks for the lecture, pops...

Thu Apr 03, 08:14:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Yeah, I've been holding back.

"Uncle Jimbo- Retired Special Operations Master Sergeant, James Hanson is now focused on writing about the military, politics, intelligence operations and foreign policy."
James Hanson was not a Master Sergeant in any Special Operations or Special Forces unit. Nor was Hanson ever a Special Forces team sergeant. Nor can you be a Special Forces team sergeant/operations sergeant or Master Sergeant carrying the 18B skill identifier. It is simply impossible. I know, personally, what is required to become an SF Team Sergeant.
Any of you that think I am not on point may feel free to contact Command Sergeant Major Michael T. Hall or the SOCOM or USASOC PAO(Public Affairs Office)at:
Phone: (910) 432-9233/9107
FAX: (910) 432-1002
Or you can visit the school archives at:
Building D-3915, Special Operations Academic Facility, Ardennes St, Ft. Bragg, NC 28310

More info for Elmo's use (and he can pass it to Fade and do what he wishes with my little gifts, if he hasn't seen them yet) Here:

Thu Apr 03, 11:57:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


There are plenty of people who do 14 and then get out. My uncle (who was awarded 3 Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star with V device in Vietnam) did 14 and then resigned his commission. He was a Captain (after having spent several years as enlisted) and an anaestesiologist and decided to practice as a civilian.

There are many, many reasons why people don't stay in for 20 or 30. You don't have to be Q&P'd or drummed out, but of course you always think the worst.

Thu Apr 03, 12:52:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Who says you can't be a Master Sergeant in the 18B MOS?

This clearly shows you can be. Just because you may be promoted above the rank of E-5 doesn't mean you can no longer have the 18B designation.

Thu Apr 03, 12:56:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Anony's chickenshit ass is back? Your boy is a loser, anony. Wake up, he is a fraud. An all hat no cattle motherfucker.

Nice work, Pale...

Thu Apr 03, 04:51:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

What a bunch of idiots.

You do know that he wasn't Special Forces the whole time he was in the military, Don't You?

The gayest thing I have ever seen
Uncle Jimbo- Madison's Favorite Hawk | 7/09/2005 4:56 pm | ...

Now understand that I have been to the clubs in San Francisco partying with gay friends where I saw things no straight person needs to see, but this was the gayest thing I have ever seen, bar none.

I was unaware that Madison had a gay movie channel until I was flipping through the guide and I saw that Erasure was playing a three hour show on channel 662 LOGO. They happen to be a favorite New Wave band of mine, both because of their music and because Vince Clarke was also in two more bands I loved, Yaz with Alison Moyet and he was a founding member of Depeche Mode. The show was called "The Tank, The Swan & The Balloon and was performed at Manchester, England's Apollo theater. It was fabulous and that is the perfect word to describe it, FABULOUS! When I said the gayest thing I have ever seen, I used gay in the campy way. I realize that is a bold move for a straight man, but I know from whence I speak, not sexually but association-wise.

I was stationed in Germany in the 80's when New Wave was hitting it's peak, I saw Depeche Mode, New Order, The Cure and a ton of other amazing acts and the music was everywhere. The club we hung out at was called Christian's and we made firends with the owner his hot wife and the DJ easily. We had a lot of money because the exchange rate was very favorable at the time, so we would host amazing drink and dance athons at the club and for every round we bought Christian would match so it was wild. Another attraction was Sylvia his wife. She sometimes bartended and she did a trick where she laid four glasses on the bar on their sides, picked up four open bottles of weizen between her two forearms, plugged them into the glasses standing all up and allowing the foam to be sucked back up into the bottles resulting in four perfect pours. This was an amazing trick made all the better for us to watch as she wore low, low cut shirts to show off her magnificent mammaries. Shockingly she made huge tips.

Fri Apr 04, 12:23:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Pale Rider said...

Uncle Jimbo Fired for being a jackass...

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:02 pm Post subject:


I would just like to say that this discussion is what I used to love about writing here.

Atlas deleted the name of the person who got me fired from Capital Newspapers, that is weak and I assume it was at the behest of that person who blogs as Advertorialist, who I called a name he deserves.

There is no competion between this corporate-owned and operated revenue machine and a community oriented publication like Isthmus.

As you help feed this machine think about one thing, these clowns fired me Jan 4. Yet I am still the most widely read author on their website, and when I wrote here I outdrew all of the writers from both papers. All the incoherent hip-hop jibberish and supposedly trendy yawn food generates nada.

They fired me for pointing that out.

So how about that POST print thing?

This will be deleted so I will screen cap it.

Oh and Bubblehead first round at Wando's... on me.


Uncle J

Fri Apr 04, 01:01:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

That's the gayest thing I've ever read. I had no idea Uncle Bimbo was on the down low, but it all makes since once you think about it...

Fri Apr 04, 02:04:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Fade said...

told ya... Luxury suites and some Gannon time for the chickenhawks

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