Thursday, February 14, 2008

Obamazooid n.

1. a. An organic partisan or organized group that has independent movement within the Obama campaign, especially a motile gamete such as a spermatoloon.
b. An independent animal like partisan produced asexually, as by budding or inspirational speaking.

2. One of the distinct Obama individuals forming a colonial partisan such as a wingnut or chickenhawk.

Obamazooid'al adj.


Blogger Elmo said...

Ok, I'll stop before I do more damage than good. But I'm not sorry. I didn't fuck with you Obamazooids because I support Hillary, which I do, I did it because I think he is going to win. And I wouldn't be down with a fucked up convention any more than the rest of you.

I'll be here fighting when the wingnuts come if Obama wins, and they will come, but if I have to become a Obamazooid you purists better be here by my side or I will go back to school to get smarter and write a fucking book about your asses...and it wont be pretty.

I think I speak for most when I say the adoption of so many wingnut talking points to criticize Hillary is stupid. And that is my beef in this fight, the blind hatred of Hillary.

Does anyone really believe that if Obama gets in office he wont piss his base off every now and then? I've been just as pissed as most when Hillary voted all fucked up, but do you really believe she is a shrill who cares nothing of her country? Do you really believe she is doing this for her own personal pleasure?

That's where the shit hits the fan for me. If Obama wins I will be proud of you guys/gals. But if Hillary wins, will you Obamazooids hate me?

Thu Feb 14, 11:01:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Obama’s brilliance comes from his white half.

Fri Feb 15, 12:30:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

I think your ignorance comes from your inability to dance, or fuck.

Fri Feb 15, 01:58:00 PM CST  
Blogger Fade said...

Dude that pic is inspirational. It has inspired me to start using Obama in pick up lines...

"Yeah,Barack emailed me today about one of my blogposts. Yeah, I'm his West Texas SemiRegional Campaign manager, chapter 141. Suuuure I can help you meet him. Look, we're having a webcast tonight at my place- you can talk to him on my 21",baby"

Fri Feb 15, 03:55:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

LOL. I bet that shit would work, too..

Fri Feb 15, 04:43:00 PM CST  
Blogger Pavel Chekov said...

If Hillary loses, the terrorists win.

Mon Feb 18, 11:46:00 AM CST  
Blogger libhom said...

Your post is based on an unfair characterization of Obama supporters from the Clinton campaign.

Tue Feb 19, 08:01:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

No, dildo, my post is based on my opinion of your crazy asses.

Tue Feb 19, 08:52:00 PM CST  
Blogger Fade said...

"Obama supporters from the Clinton Campaign" huh?

I hate them unfair characterizations... Tho I Gotta say, I'll take 2 Obamamaniacs over any five Hillaratriots..

But still better than a whole nursing home full of McCaininites like this:

Wed Feb 20, 03:05:00 PM CST  
Blogger Fade said...

shit.. here's a mccaininite:

Wed Feb 20, 03:07:00 PM CST  
Blogger Fade said...

gddamn it, fuck it.

Wed Feb 20, 03:07:00 PM CST  

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