Friday, January 11, 2008

Ode to the Baby Boomer













I know you think your shit don't stink, but it does. Your parents went through the bravest period in our history since the Civil War, for you, and you pissed it all away.

From actually having the balls to fight in our wars, to having the balls to fight for our civil liberties, you have failed us.

You just couldn't learn from your elders. You decided you did not like the history that was, and tried to make it of your own liking. Well, you better wake up mother fucker. It ain't gonna happen.

The generation you put forth, loves the generation you left behind. However, we actually listened.

To be continued...

7 Comments:

Blogger --Blue Girl said...

Damn fine rant, Elmo! I distance myself from the Boomers as much as I can - I am in that generational demographic by a mere 13 months. I am way closer to Gen X - in outlook, attitude - and taste in music - than I am to the Boomers. And yeah - the real ones absolutely do need to take their self-righteous banality and blow it out their collective ass.

Sat Jan 12, 12:32:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

I couldn't have said it better myself, BG. Sorry about you falling into the boomers demo...but, hey; we may need a spy...

Sat Jan 12, 07:16:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

The funniest shit is, now that the boomers are becoming the senior citizens, their tone is about to change.

How long do you think it will be before we hear boomers bitching like this 'n shit...

"You wanted to give anything and everything to the seniors of the last generation!" "Where the fuck is all our free shit?"

...would you expect anything less from the most hypocritical generation?

Mon Jan 14, 01:42:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Boomers are so useful for comedy relief.

Tue Jan 15, 12:51:00 PM CST  
Blogger BadTux said...

Amen, bro.

Tue Jan 15, 07:58:00 PM CST  
Anonymous kim said...

Loved your rant! The whole problem with majoritarian politics-- these baby boomer bastards think they can vote us into indentured servitude!

Team America, F* Yeah.

Thu Jan 17, 12:30:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Rock on, kim! Where are the fuckn' idiots from Kev's place?

Thu Jan 17, 12:56:00 AM CST  

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