Hillary vs. Obama
Look, this shit is sport, people. Hillary is like an angler. She doesn't fish with live bait at feeding time early in the morning. She goes out in the heat of the afternoon after all the fish are full...and catches the BIG one!
Do you know why this is? I mean, the fish are all full, tiered, and just want to spend the afternoon alone under some log. She's using artificial bait to boot! So why do they bite?
Well, she finds that sweet spot and casts over and over and over, ever so patient. Eventually, that big bad ass bass gets tiered of his/her sleep getting interrupted and lashes out to show that fucking sparkly purple worm a lesson...and gets hooked. Cleaned. Breaded and fried.