Thursday, October 04, 2007

Oh look, honey, Fascism came to visit! How cute, he's wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross!

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. I'm so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!

Give up your pre-9/11 thinking boys and girls and embrace the militant Jesus! He kicks Muslim ass! Gone are the days of hotdogs and apple pie, these are the days of smart bombs, crude oil and paramilitary units! The non-believers shall be purged, only evangelizing within the ranks will be permitted. Corporatization will rule the land, and you will like it...or else.


Anonymous Eli said...

Good riddance to that lame pussy Jesus who just wanted everyone to love each other. Stupid hippie made Christianity look bad.

Thu Oct 04, 05:37:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

And he(the old Jesus) cared for whores and shit like that...this new Jesus wouldn't stand for that!

Thu Oct 04, 08:47:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Eli said...

Oh, I think Republican Jesus likes the whores just fine - he just doesn't want anyone to catch him at it.

Thu Oct 04, 09:37:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

yeah, he's a sneaky sum-bitch...

Thu Oct 04, 10:01:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Pavel Chekov said...

When Americans stop loving Jesus, the terrorists win.

Fri Oct 05, 11:28:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Snag said...

I bet I'm not the only one who ever went to church to avoid having to clean the barracks.

Tue Oct 09, 09:39:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

If it had ric flair and a rebel flag on it, it would be bad ass.

Tue Oct 09, 03:52:00 PM CDT  

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