Oh look, honey, Fascism came to visit! How cute, he's wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross!
Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. I'm so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!
Give up your pre-9/11 thinking boys and girls and embrace the militant Jesus! He kicks Muslim ass! Gone are the days of hotdogs and apple pie, these are the days of smart bombs, crude oil and paramilitary units! The non-believers shall be purged, only evangelizing within the ranks will be permitted. Corporatization will rule the land, and you will like it...or else.
posted by Elmo at 9:50 AM
4 Comments:
Oh, I think Republican Jesus likes the whores just fine - he just doesn't want anyone to catch him at it.
When Americans stop loving Jesus, the terrorists win.
I bet I'm not the only one who ever went to church to avoid having to clean the barracks.
If it had ric flair and a rebel flag on it, it would be bad ass.
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