Monday, August 13, 2007

Turd Blossom Wilts Away























Looks like Rove will be next to fall on the sword for Bush. Something very big must be coming up and they can't afford to have Rove on the payroll when it does. I can't wait to see Rove in jail...

Fella Called Rove from Texas (by elmo, to the wonderful music of The Yellow Rose of Texas)


There's a fella called Rove from Texas, who got kicked out of D.C. / Nobody else could use him, so they had to cop a plea. / He cried so when Bush left him, he'd been there from the start. / But lately when he'd hang around it smelled like greasy farts.

He's the stinkiest little turd blossom that Texas ever knew. / His nose is long as I-35, and his tactics grow from poop, / You may talk about the Constitution, and sing of the Bill of Rights. / 'Cause the fella called Rove from Texas will be leaving D.C. tonight...

When the war winds were blowing, his starry eyes got bright. / He talked of a dynasty, powered by the Right. / I know that they remember, The promises Rove sold. / But now they're losing votes by the barrel, so he's got to go.

He's the stinkiest little turd blossom that Texas ever knew. / His nose is long as I-35, and his tactics grow from poop, / You may talk about the Constitution, and sing of the Bill of Rights. / 'Cause the fella called Rove from Texas will be leaving D.C. tonight...

Oh now you can find him in Texas, counting all his dough. / He wonders often how Bush gets by with no one to score his blow. / The pundits will right stories, the history of his lore. / 'Bout the fella called Rove from Texas, who destroyed the Right forevermore!

He's the stinkiest little turd blossom that Texas ever knew. / His nose is long as I-35, and his tactics grow from poop, / You may talk about the Constitution, and sing of the Bill of Rights. / 'Cause the fella called Rove from Texas will be leaving D.C. tonight...

4 Comments:

Blogger Elmo said...

Well, at least I was impressed with myself...

Mon Aug 13, 09:54:00 PM CDT  
Blogger John Q. Public esq. said...

LOL well done!

Mon Aug 13, 09:58:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Thanks JQP. Only you, me, and the late great Molly Ivins can appreciate such great mockery...

Mon Aug 13, 11:23:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Adorable said...

I like it too.

I'd also like to see Rove hit by an ice cream truck and Bush put on the lawn like Nixon back in August of 1973.

Tue Aug 14, 09:19:00 AM CDT  

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