Ted Nugent Shit his Pants to Avoid the Draft LOL

This mother fucking asslick chickenhawk runs around on stage with AR-15's and AK-47's like Rambo making fun of liberals while bragging about how tough he and the rest of the Conservatives are. Well, thou dost protest too much! Oh, the hilarity!!!

So Ted Nugent roams a concert stage while toting automatic weapons, calls Barack Obama "a piece of -----" and says he told Obama to suck on one of his machine-guns. He also calls Hillary Clinton a "worthless bitch" and Dianne Feinstein a "worthless whore."

That Nugent, he's a man's man. He talks the talk and walks the walk, right?

Except when it was time to register for the draft during the Vietnam era. By his own admission, Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment. Creative!






















What a worthless little bitch Nugent is...