Friday, August 03, 2007

How to Examine the Testicles














TSE is best performed after a warm bath or shower. Heat relaxes the scrotum, making it easier to spot anything abnormal. The National Cancer Institute recommends following these steps every month:

1. Stand in front of a mirror. Check for any swelling on the scrotum skin.

2. Examine each testicle with both hands.

3. Find the epididymis, the soft, tubelike structure behind the testicle that collects and carries sperm.

4. If you find a lump, see a doctor right away.

5. If you are a chickenhawk, disregard, you are a pussy.

4 Comments:

Blogger Elmo said...

Sorry AG, but it really gets in their crawl. They think they are tough. But I'll try to use pansy from now on...

Mon Aug 06, 10:38:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

Oh no. I just felt a lump

Tue Aug 07, 08:44:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Pansy works for AG.

Pretty boy does too.

Momma's boy, though equally female in issue, also works because there is nothing wrong with being a Momma. There is an issue about living with her until you are 50 plus.

Tue Aug 07, 11:11:00 AM CDT  
Blogger zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How about wussy?

It's obviously a replacement, in the same way heck is a replacement for Hell, but maybe it's not over the line?

Overall, I prefer cowardly, craven slimemuffin, licking the jizz from Bill O'Reilly's shoes rather than sack up and enlist.

Yellow elephant works too.

Wed Aug 08, 12:40:00 PM CDT  

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