Monday, June 25, 2007

Why are We at War in Iraq?






Because Ronald Reagan was a dumb ass, that's why. Jimmy Carter was right, and put us on the road to energy independence, but America was infested with baby boomer yuppies who cared of nothing but greed. So they elected Reagan and we got dependent on middle eastern oil. We could of avoided all of this if the yuppies were bitchslapped back then, instead of being allowed to play tough. They were really weak, you know? It would have been easy. Will history repeat itself? Oh, wait...

Well, anyway...the reign of the chickenhawk is over.

4 Comments:

Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Elmo, AG thinks she hearts you!!

AG, basically mouth piecing AG mother, has always blamed Regan for most of this countries woes. The mere fact that he told people only what they wanted to hear, regardless of truth, was the problem.

Tue Jun 26, 09:40:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

Watch em get Fred Thompson just because he's an actor like reagan

Tue Jun 26, 01:27:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

You can bet your bottom dollar on that Nölff. He will be the Retardican nominee.

Tue Jun 26, 01:46:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

AG, you just want to see Elmo's wang!

Tue Jun 26, 01:50:00 PM CDT  

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