Friday, June 01, 2007

George Bush Hates Me...But His Women Love Me!

"I am very proud to be here today with..." Elmo started, when Mrs. Bush let out an enthusiastic "Oh my!" You see, Elmo left his fly down during his last wiz and big willy had fallen out. "No Jenna!" Elmo whispered sternly, trying to keep his smile. "This is not the time, OR the place..."

It's going to be one wild night!


Blogger teh l4m3 said...

You just know those skeezers do tequila shooters from between their boobies.

Sat Jun 02, 01:51:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Eli said...

Um, is Jenna pregnant?

I understand if you don't want to answer that publicly...

Sat Jun 02, 07:39:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Han said...

Elmo, we suspected you were moonlighting with the Bush's. What's next?

Mon Jun 04, 08:45:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I did it all for the nookie.

Mon Jun 04, 10:14:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

I'd hit it

Tue Jun 05, 09:54:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Dude, get to the Vet right away. Those hos can give you rabies or something.

And I like to see that the double chin and fat arms run in the family.

Did AG the feminist just type those words?alddoIDKJIOA UC give me back my keyboard!!!

Tue Jun 05, 10:16:00 AM CDT  

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