George Bush Hates Me...But His Women Love Me!
"I am very proud to be here today with..." Elmo started, when Mrs. Bush let out an enthusiastic "Oh my!" You see, Elmo left his fly down during his last wiz and big willy had fallen out. "No Jenna!" Elmo whispered sternly, trying to keep his smile. "This is not the time, OR the place..."
It's going to be one wild night!
posted by Elmo at 4:41 PM
6 Comments:
You just know those skeezers do tequila shooters from between their boobies.
Um, is Jenna pregnant?
I understand if you don't want to answer that publicly...
Elmo, we suspected you were moonlighting with the Bush's. What's next?
I did it all for the nookie.
I'd hit it
Dude, get to the Vet right away. Those hos can give you rabies or something.
And I like to see that the double chin and fat arms run in the family.
Did AG the feminist just type those words?alddoIDKJIOA UC give me back my keyboard!!!
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