Tuesday, May 08, 2007

It's So Easy An Infantryman Can Do It












I got under the skin of the good people over at Mike's Fascist America Blog. They don't like being called chickenhawks. Mike said he could line up dozens of current military to repudiate my chickenhawk claim, but could only come up with one...Lieutenant REMF(rear echelon mother fucker).

Lt. REMF complained like a little bitch about how you didn't have to be in combat to be a hawk. I called bullshit of course, like any good grunt would. You see, Lt. REMF is an annalist; he thinks he's fucking Jack Ryan. LT. REMF says it's just a few of us that think this way, and that we make the military look bad. Well, you couldn't be more wrong Lt.REMF. All but a few of us are rude, crude and filthy, and we all look good! Watch this candid account from a soldier in Iraq.

You see, when you have to work in the worst of conditions, while hungry and sleepy and bruised, your humor tends to be a little dark. Now throw in people trying to kill you...you get my point?

It got so bad on Mike's blog that he started me on the "three strikes" rule. I currently have one strike left.

So anyway...squawk on chickenhawks, squawk on! Eat this...

11 Comments:

Blogger Smartypants said...

After 3 strikes do you get a time out?

Mon May 07, 11:13:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I get banned from his blog.

Tue May 08, 10:05:00 AM CDT  
Blogger MDConservative said...

You got under our skin? Hmm, that is interesting because you are the one doing an entire post on YOUR blog bitching and moaning. To your readers, I don’t ask that your agree with me but go and read the “dialogue” and let me know if you really feel like the poor little elmo was being unfairly targeted.

The link is there… Mike’s America.

“Lieutenant REMF(rear echelon mother fucker).”
- For starters I am far above O1 or O2.

“Lt. REMF complained like a little bitch about how you didn't have to be in combat to be a hawk.”
- My friend, I don’t complain… I tried to have a civilized debate with you that you need not serve on the front line to avoid being called a chickenhawk (at least not from reason minded individuals). YOU were the one slinging insults at me, you were the one complaining about how the E ranks do so much more for the military. Out of the two of us, one was/is complaining and it isn’t me. Isn’t that one of your things, to be a “good grunt” you bitch and moan about how tough life is? YEAH, it is. You volunteered, you had the choice to do something else. I don’t mind the bitching and moaning everyone has their trials in life, but calling an entire group of people chickenhawks because they were not in your boots… well that is just disingenuous.

“Lt. REMF is an annalist”
- No I am an “analyst” get it right. You come off knowing so little I don’t know why you think it is your place to judge me or anyone else.

“Watch this candid account from a soldier in Iraq.”
- You don’t answer questions over at Mike’s so I doubt you will address them here… That video clip makes you proud?

“You see, when you have to work in the worst of conditions, while hungry and sleepy and bruised, your humor tends to be a little dark. Now throw in people trying to kill you...you get my point?”
- Yes I do. And as I have said I give a huge amount of respect to those on the front. Unlike yourself, you seem to think the military would run just fine without us “REMF’s”, you deny it and say you realize it is a team effort… With your language and attitude I do not believe you do. Should we start insulting those that remain in the infantry, marines, airmen that choose not to go in to the special forces? I bet they might have some stories to put yours to shame.

I do not judge you because I don't know you or what you have done. Yet you see fit to not give me the same courtesy.

Tue May 08, 11:37:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a traditional, rather thasn neo-conservative, and agree with you on the war.Mike Miller has banned and unbanned me about six times over tha past years. He's a consumamte liar and makes Hannity look like a skillful debater.

I was wondering if you heard about
the soldier who got pub. for attacking Harry Reid recently.
He bragged that his area of Iraq was peaceful-I only read about this
and responded on the Pat Dollard blog. I checked the news immediately to verify his claim.This was about a week ago.

Since his claim at least two successful guerrila attacks in Ramani have been carried out ,killing at least 40 people.
Has he corrected his "errors?"

Tue May 08, 12:23:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

WOW! looks like you just got "F"ed in the "A" elhomo.

Now the entire blog world laughs at you.

Tue May 08, 12:24:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

To do:
1. Call names: preferably "moonbat"
2. Say Bush is best president ever
3. Complain about liberals
4. Brag about how American you are.

Tue May 08, 12:37:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Squawk indeed.

Why is it that lame bloggers who ban people are:

A. Undereducated
B. Republican'ts
C. Unoriginal cut and paste types
D. The Myspace type
E. All of the above

Tue May 08, 06:19:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

...the poor little elmo was being unfairly targeted.

How funny, I targeted you asshole...smile.

For starters I am far above O1 or O2.

No shit, you said you've been commissioned for over ten years. I called you "Lieutenant" just to be a dick.

My friend, I don’t complain…

Fine, call it squawking.

I tried to have a civilized debate with you that you need not serve on the front line to avoid being called a chickenhawk (at least not from reason minded individuals).

Your first mistake was trying to be civilized with me. Your second mistake was being a chikenhawk. Your third mistake, as far as a grunt is concerned, was to believe you could avoid being called a chickenhawk by just serving. REMF. Sir.

YOU were the one slinging insults at me, you were the one complaining about how the E ranks do so much more for the military.

I never did no such thang!

...you bitch and moan about how tough life is? YEAH, it is.

Huh? I think life is eeeeezzzzzz. You're the one playing racquetball getting stung by that little blue ball and shit...but I heard it really hurts. Hero.

You volunteered, you had the choice to do something else. I don’t mind the bitching and moaning everyone has their trials in life, but calling an entire group of people chickenhawks because they were not in your boots… well that is just disingenuous.

That's right, I volunteered to be a grunt. You volunteered to be a...what? I don't bitch Lt. REMF, I bitchslap.

No I am an “analyst” get it right.

You cant take a joke. Ha.

That video clip makes you proud?

Yes. I like raw truth.

Yes I do. And as I have said I give a huge amount of respect to those on the front. Unlike yourself, you seem to think the military would run just fine without us “REMF’s”, you deny it and say you realize it is a team effort…

Unlike myself? Are you kidding me? Fuck you poser. I fully understand that the fag's in the rear are needed. You just cant stand that we fuck with them...uh, you.

I do not judge you because I don't know you or what you have done. Yet you see fit to not give me the same courtesy.

ROFLMAO!!!

Tue May 08, 08:23:00 PM CDT  
Blogger John Q. Public esq. said...

you rock brother man...

Thu May 10, 08:42:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

That's what I keep telling everyone! Glad you're back bro!

Thu May 10, 10:43:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

You get in more fights than I do. You are my hero.

Fri May 11, 12:35:00 AM CDT  

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